E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

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Who won E3 2021?

  • Ubisoft

    Votes: 1 0.3%

  • Gearbox Software

    Votes: 1 0.3%

  • Square Enix

    Votes: 3 0.8%

  • PC Gaming Show

    Votes: 1 0.3%

  • Capcom

    Votes: 2 0.5%

  • Nintendo

    Votes: 303 76.7%

  • Bandai Namco

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • Guerrilla Collective

    Votes: 1 0.3%

  • Summer Game Fest

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • IGN Expo

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Wholesome Games

    Votes: 1 0.3%

  • Devolver Digital

    Votes: 6 1.5%

  • UploadVR

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Limited Run Games

    Votes: 3 0.8%

  • Future Games

    Votes: 1 0.3%

  • Steam

    Votes: 7 1.8%

  • EA Play

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Microsoft + Bethesda

    Votes: 37 9.4%

  • Others

    Votes: 19 4.8%
  • Total voters
    395
Smug Chuckler said:
So guys how can Nintendo fuck this up?

Metroid Federation Force 2
New smash character is Ms Game and Watch
Samus taking off her helmet revealing a bulldyke haircut
The next Zelda game being now developed by Retro Studios
A new F-Zero game... but on MOBILE
Allison Rapp coming back
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They'll just announce a bunch of whatever dlc for games that are already out and show the trailer for Mario v Rabbids 2 again.

MS won e3 by putting 27 of the 30 games they showed on gamepass. They threw money at the handful of devs who kept working during covid so that they could have games for their new console.

Sony did even better by not showing up because at least they don't have to admit that they don't have anything to show at the moment.
 
ChefKiss said:
I thought we were joking about E3 replacing game announcements with diversity panels but it actually happened
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god dammit.
 
I want to thank to all the courageous kiwis that are actually watching this and posting their reactions so I can evade this shit event like the plague that it has become.
 
"They (Capcom) didn't waste our time with long interviews or anything like that *chuckle*"
Are they mocking their viewers?
 
Rathalos growing up in a world of oppression.
Stop inserting your bullshit ideas into a game.
 
Tuxedo_Zemus said:
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK DUDE, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO US?

This is intentionally twisting the knife at this point. They WANT you to know that games have been subverted and you can't do shit about it.
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I can not buy any of this shit when it releases and make fun of both them and their poor selling agitprop on the internet. Then I can go play old games that are still good to this day. Costs zero dollars and makes their mental illness(es) flare up.
 
So Take Two spent their slot preaching about SJW shit? And they're reissuing Plumbers Don't Wear Ties? What the fuck.

Keystone said:
I can not buy any of this shit when it releases and make fun of both them and their poor selling agitprop on the internet. Then I can go play old games that are still good to this day. Costs zero dollars and makes their mental illness(es) flare up.
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I just buy shit on GOG and laugh while the SJWs drive gaming into the ground.
 
Okay, this guy has clearly never played an Ace Attorney game before.

There's nothing serious about them. They're just shitposts disguised as court dramas. Just like how the Yakuza games are just drunken Japanese soap operas disguised as gritty crime dramas.
 
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Smug Chuckler said:
So guys how can Nintendo fuck this up?

Metroid Federation Force 2
New smash character is Ms Game and Watch
Samus taking off her helmet revealing a bulldyke haircut
The next Zelda game being now developed by Retro Studios
A new F-Zero game... but on MOBILE
Allison Rapp coming back
Click to expand...
Federation Force was good, faggot. You never played it. I know that because it sold like 500 copies. I'd actually love a Switch port.

Samus taking anything off is a warning sign. Any time Samus's suit comes off at a time before the end of the game ensures that the quality of that game will rapidly decline. Zero Suit Samus is exclusively for coomers (bad) and Smashfags (worse).
 
I'm glad I avoided Great Ace Attorney until now since that was the one thing that saved Capcom's showing for me. That juror system is basically a much better version of the one from Layton vs AA.
 
"Why keep Ethan's face hidden?"

"HE'S A SELF-INSERT FOR FUCKING NEETS, DUH. ENJOY THE ENDLESS AMOUNT OF HOT BITCHES WE THROW AT HIM IN THIS HENTAI GAME."

"Don't you mean survival horror?"

"Survival horror?"
 
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