E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Autistic AT-ST]

E.M.M.I. is going to be a redditor waifu sperg object

Nintendo you fools!

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

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Hit the nail on the head there, bud.

Eh, I didn't hate it and it lead to some cool sequences. I think the problem Samus Returns and Other M had was being able to abuse cutscene reprisals, it could still work if you couldn't QTE something and it just works to knock something back and stun. Regardless, a 2D Metroid game that really leans into the horror roots and even looks survival horror inspired is amazing.

 

[Fougaro]

Yes please, with the original composer and actual orchestrated tracks, cause AW has always had good tunes, just shitty hardware.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vH5-H3_5ISY

The soundtrack needs a remake because fuck me was it good!

 

[Radical Cadre]

Eh, I didn't hate it and it lead to some cool sequences. I think the problem Samus Returns and Other M had was being able to abuse cutscene reprisals, it could still work if you couldn't QTE something and it just works to knock something back and stun. Regardless, a 2D Metroid game that really leans into the horror roots and even looks survival horror inspired is amazing.

Other M was also a shitload of fuck.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

Nintendo hand the controller to someone else.

 

[Better Fuck Chuck]

I wanted a new Metroid game and that’s what I got so I was honestly pretty enthusiastic about that. Metroid Dread looks amazing.
Also why more Life is Strange. Make it stop. Please.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Nintendo hand the controller to someone else.

DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT PERFECT THERESA!!!

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

That was OK. Glad they remembered that Advance Wars exists and the new Metroid surprised me. SMTV looks cool. I also love WarioWare, so that's a big plus.

I'm most excited for Kazuya in Smash, though. Especially to see Smash tards' reaction to yet another fighting game character with fighting game mechanics. Those seem to make their heads spin.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Audrey said "badass" on a Nintendo stream.

She's fired.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

Lmao E.m.m.i. was defeated by hitting its head on a vent.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

"I like to pretend she's as nervous as me playing, but I don't think that's true."

I dunno seemed true in Other M lol

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Other M was also a shitload of fuck.

It had one good sequence and that was murdering the shit out of Nightmare for disturbing my childhood.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

SA-X and Phazon enemies > E.M.M.I. Its just not scary at all.

 

[anti SJW]

Did the person that announced Zelda game and watch say no other Zelda games are coming out for switch this year besides whats been announced?

No other remakes or anything on the franchise 35th anniversary?

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

I wonder how much of the old DS build for Metroid Dread survived into the Switch version. We never did see that, they just teased it for years.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Her computer is named ADAM.

Other M BTFO.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

No other remakes or anything on the franchise 35th anniversary?

Skyward Sword HD

 

[Radical Cadre]

Did the person that announced Zelda game and watch say no other Zelda games are coming out for switch this year besides whats been announced?

No other remakes or anything on the franchise 35th anniversary?

Yes that is what I heard.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

"Metroid is about exploring the map and finding powerups. it wont always be um uh um yeah oh uh ah obvious where the path forward uh ah is. Um ah"

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They act like patrolling NPCs are a new concept in video games.
Along with dynamic music.

 

[José Mourinho]

Well this isn't surprising

Btw I forgot to add Microsoft + Bethesda so it replaced "Others", sorry about that, you can change your vote