E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
I actually got to live to see Contra returning from the dead.

Astral Chain looks dope and No More Heroes 3 is surely a welcoming sight for the sore eyes and soul.
 
New Contra
New No More Heroes
New Zelda Game that isn't a remake of an older game (even though the remake is of my favorite Zelda game)
No mobile bullshit
Banjo in Smash
...I swear it's just allergies that I'm tearing up.
 
I wish there was a bit more first party game announcments other than BOTW 2, unless they're planning to announce more during the Treehouse.
 
That seemed pretty good, it at least didn't waste my time with too much bullshit and even when I didn't care about a game it moved on from it pretty quickly. I'm very happy about BOTW 2 as I thought the first game was a good idea, but it needs to be expanded upon more and I hope the sequel does that. Good smash reveals for some people, no one I really wanted, but I respect that they exist especially Banjo.
 
How fucking nice was it to just have an E3 where the company just shows games, no pitchman bullshit. No need to go and explain why this game is so important and why you need to play it.

And then they just pull out Banjo Kazooie, damn, well done. No one can argue about who won E3 this year.
 
a stunner of a direct. No More Heroes 3 alone would have left me satisfied but a lot of what they showed looked real good. Luigi's Mansion 3 looks super fun, panzer dragoon got a surprise return, contra looks jank but fun, and animal crossing looks cute af. a lot of what they showed didn't resonate with me but there was plenty that did and after a slog of an E3 it's nice to see something consistently interesting.
 
Knew Animal Crossing would be delayed.

It seems like its a mashup of that deserted island mini-game and pocket camp. Speaking of it you likely can link it to pocket camp.

Now for Banjo and Kazooie, I hope it means an actual Banjo Three-ie as I refuse to count Nuts and Bolts as the third BK game.
 
So now that E3 is done I’ll give my final list of the shit I’m interested in, gameplay or no:
-Cyberpunk
-Ghostwire Tokyo
-Elden Ring
-Avengers
-No More Heroes 3
-BOTW 2

Overall still a pretty shit E3, I know people will sperg about Banjo in Smash and Animal Crossing but I don’t really care about those two franchises (Smash was fun for like a month). 5/10.
 
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Smash got the best of both worlds! And I was not expecting the BOTW sequel.
 
I have to agree with everyone that Nintendo won this year's E3 by far. That's what all the publishers should do in my opinion; just present the games, stop trying to be Hollywood, focus on fun gameplay and spare us the behind the scenes faggotry about the devs, muh inclusion and Twitch nobodies no one on God's green Earth cares about.

Square Enix had a good chance of coming out on top as they gave the audience a collective orgasm with Final Fantasy 7, but man did they shit the bed afterwards.

Of all the games presented this year I'm totally into the Final Fantasy 7 remake, Tales of Arise, Cyberpunk 2077 and Borderlands 3. No More Heroes 3, the new Contra and Astral Chain may make me consider the option of maybe getting a Switch. Maybe.
 
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I lived to see Contra rise from its ashes and No More Heroes 3 being made. This is all I wanted.
 
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