E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

[Zaragoza]

Give me fucking Splinter Cell.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

At least this roller derby game is not something very commonly seen in video games and it looks alright though not my thing, I'll take this over TV video game trash.

 

[Love Machine]

this is fucking abysmal.

 

[JM 590]

"When you play Ubisoft games, we hope you'll spend more time with friends and family and meet new, inspiring people"

-the company that famously makes enormous single player sandboxes

 

[Fougaro]

Is this a sequel to Rollerball?

It looks like Rollerball meets Overwatch. I hope it will have Jean Reno and Paul Hayman because I've already been deprived of dragons in Wolfenstein.

 

[Zaragoza]

I don't like pitbulls but I felt bad for this dog.

 

[vertexwindi]

Ubisoft's Breath of the Wild? And they don't show any gameplay of course.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

No beyond good and evil, no miyamoto, no splinter cell, short just dance showtime, no fat guy falling from a bike, fucking garbage.

 

[Chiri]

Oh, that's all? Pretty abrupt ending. Time for the embarrassing celebrity showdown, I guess.

 

[Zaragoza]

LISP

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Zero indication of anything about a game coming out in 8 months. Off to a good start with that one.

 

[Love Machine]

Literally all thats left is for square enix and nintendo to save us.... notice both are japanese.

 

[_blank_]

Well that was an... odd way to end the show.

"Oh look at this new and fanciful game we've been working on for four yea--WHO LIKES RAINBOW SIX SIEGE?!!"

 

[Computer Boy]

The only interesting thing was that watchdogs game

 

[Vic Viper T301]

WTF was up with that guy walking out with his dog anyway? Emotional support animal?

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

So since this is wrapping up, are all these E3 conferences so terrible, long, and boring? I almost always just watch Nintendo's all the way and no one else's. Nintendo's is usually at least fairly okay because it doesn't waste my fucking time for 1-2 hours with a bunch of random people talking about nothing.

 

[JM 590]

I really get the sense from this E3 overall that everyone's holding back their best content for the PS5 generation. This one was... lightweight. Bethesda shitting the bed was funny. Ubisoft was status quo and nothing more.

I guess next year might be better, if they announce the PS5 and Xbox Faggot? We'll see.

 

[Tism the Return]

I expected the lispy nigger guy to start rapping an awful, cringy Ubisoft-related song to end this and they didn't deliver.

Faggots.

 

[ProfDongs]

At least David Lynch is getting a paycheck and Watchdogs is finally a real video game. Everything else was awful.

 

[JM 590]

So since this is wrapping up, are all these E3 conferences so terrible, long, and boring? I almost always just watch Nintendo's all the way and no one else's. Nintendo's is usually at least fairly okay because it doesn't waste my fucking time for 1-2 hours with a bunch of random people talking about nothing.

Yes, ever since motion controls died. E3 is only really good when it's a shitshow, so you can imagine how the late 2000's-early 2010's were crazy.

And here's the Konami 2010 conference, the apex of E3: