E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
Is this the first danger hair on stage so far?
 
one hour later and it's mostly tom fucking clancy jesus christ guys.
 
And people wonder why both Tokyo Game Show and Evo have been assraping E3 for a decade.
 
Wii? I haven’t even seen a WiiU in a retail store since like last January and I haven’t seen a Wii in one since like 2014
 
OH BOY A NEW SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE!

Just what everyone was asking for! Thanks Ubisoft!
 
a ubisoft subscription service, of course they would
 
David Lynch presents the Division. This man better be allowed to do what he wants, otherwise what was the fucking point.
 
180$ a year for the cream of Ubisoft's crap crop.

I hope that Ubisoft let's that woman's family go after she presented that, cause that's the energy she was putting out.
 
Turd Cow said:
It's also coming to stadia

Which makes no sense because there's nothing to track no movement, unless it works with only specific controllers

But it still makes no sense like what is it a video feed?

Edit: using the just dance app that they made
Click to expand...
Just Dance 2017 came out on Steam and you had to use your phone with a mobile app to control it.

The other modern versions supported phones too but lol why use that when any other control method is better
 
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