E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
At least Evil Genius 2 isn't nailed down to the Epic Store, one game out of all this I'm looking forward to. Maybe the chucklefish game but I need to look at more.
 
Planet Zoo looks pretty wholesome. A rare yet welcome sight.
Definitely looking forward to Evil Genius 2, though, the first one was enjoyable despite the difficulty.
 
Console plebs in the stream chat are mocking the new "Heroes of might and magic" game because of the pixelated graphics. Peasants wouldn't know good vidya, if it spat them in the face.
 
Hahahahahaha. Jesus christ. I kind of feel bad for everyone who loves Shenmue.

>Waits decade for sequel
>Sequel is on PC
>Exclusive to the worst store on the platform

*feels bad man*
 
Epic exclusive lmao :story:
Looks like it's going well, judging by the comments.
 
Another Kickstarter project becomes an Epic Exclusive, well Epic just fucked around with the return of a classic people have been waiting since the early 2000s to come back. This is going to be good for PR I can imagine.

Edit: Dug around twitter to catch some reactions to this, I found this and I wonder if this is an actual enforceable thing.
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As if Kickstarters ever get real consequences for doing shit like this feelsbadman.
 
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I'm very excited for Ubi's conference for Rainbow 6 Ouarentine. I got into Siege a couple months after the Outbreak event and have been pissed they buried it. I need that game out now, and I need it to not be $60. I'll happily pay $30 bucks for an expanded stand alone Outbreak. I'll still be ok for $40.
 
Looks like it's going well, judging by the comments.

When you promise something and take people's money and then don't deliver on that promise, people get super pissed. Shocking!
 
At least the Pc gaming show had some fucking gameplay.

I hate CG trailers, look at this movie we made about a game.
 
Well, PC Gaming Show wasn't too bad. New Zombie Army game (I know, I know, zombies, but I love the Sniper Elite games), and I'm glad Coffee Stain is actually making some games outside of Goat Simulator now (I was hoping to see them announce a Sanctum 3, but that's probably just me).

The schadenfreude from the shenmue community though... absolutely glorious. This is precisely why I never back ANY long term kickstarter projects. They can get their fucking money once the product is released.
 
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