E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
Commander Keen... I'm sorry?

The fucking entirety of 90's nostalgia pandering is the fakest shit ever and it's gotten to a legitimately irritating point, I used to be numb, but now they raped the legacy of a fictional child. God damn it.
 
"Did I mention that you can kill Nazis in this game?"
 
I guess this year the audience is more insufferable than last year
 
Where was this? I have to check this later.
During the Rage trailer. It was super obvious if it was on your stream, you would have realized that something was off with the music, even if you didn't know it was remixes of the Wii menu music and Undertale stuff.

I absolutely hate this purple/pink/light blue trend in game lighting. Totally out of place in a game like Wolfenstein.
 
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