E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
Racist Trash said:
OMG THE 90'S I KNOW THAT THING
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Yeah, remember all those microtransactions where you had to mail your cash and wait 2 months to get a new, updated disc with your additions? No? Neither do I.
 
Fallout Shelter...should they just close down and become a mobile game developer?
 
Piss said:
>Current Year +4
>Zenimax Online Studios has a brand new game to reveal
"Here comes the game's creative director!"
>A plain white woman walks out
"How about a game with a saturday morning cartoon vibe but in mobile form!!!"
>it's Commander Keen
>soy audience cheers and screams like their bull just busted a nut in their wives

and that's when I turned it off. lol screw this i got better shit to do
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Todd Howard, Bethesda and Zenimax will wipe their asses with everything you've ever enjoyed.
 
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