E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
The Rapture: the video game
 
The best moment so far of this E3 imo is when the Japanese girl was trying to speak Engrish.
 
That Ghostwire Tokyo game looked cool and deserved to be featured in a presentation that isn't a trashfire.
 
"The Elder Scrolls Online has dragons"
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Bethesda can say that they're going to charge people another $60 if they want to keep playing Fallout 76 and these people would still clap.
 
Ghostwire Tokyo made a good first impression. It made me forgive the speech impediments of the Japanese presenters.

The guy with the red cap of the diversity reel looked like Fred Durst with Down's Syndrome. And the audience's reactions are so painfully fake it's comically sad.
 
Seriously, the only thing I'm probably going to remember from this entire presentation is the guy in the audience that keeps screaming.
 
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