E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
WTF is this...apart from getting Cyberpunk's release date, this has been awful so far.
 
No more zambies.
 
Fucking hell guys zombies were old hat five fucking years ago. STOP WITH THE ZOMBIES.
 
YO PSO


Edit: how the fuck did it take this long to get a fucking official translation?
 
I'd still rather we replace about half these trailers with the DMC5 trailer from last year. Geez what the fuck happened?
 
It only took them...7 years. Timely as always SEGA.

Edit: Nevermind 8 years.

Edit 2: I already played PSO2 on the Japanese server, its okay, nothing to write home about. They killed my favorite build so I haven't played in 2 or so years.
 
It only took them...7 years. Timely as always SEGA.

Edit: Nevermind 8 years.
"You want more shit Sonic games?"
"No gimme PSO2 fucking dammit."
"OK here you go, Sonic Forces!"
"Fuck you."
 
Some Worst Korean TFPS game.
 
The zombies craze left the game industry in a weird spot because they had all these well selling titles but now they want to make sequels but the craze has mostly died.
 
BL3. I don't expect it at all to be good from what Randy has said about it so far.
 
"You want more shit Sonic games?"
"No gimme PSO2 fucking dammit."
"OK here you go, Sonic Forces!"
"Fuck you."

To be fair the western PSO2 community was so autistic that they basically translated the game for SEGA for literal years and would constantly repatch it if their english patch broke. So a lot of people that cared to play PSO2 just did that, so making a western release was sort of meaningless.
 
WHEN IS GRRM GONNA FINISH ASOFI?

Edit: Elden Ring
 
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