E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
billie ellish gears of war lmao
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So many of these games are gonna be straight up flops. It's clear to me that the indie industry is made up a bunch of tiny companies with Trust Fund Babies (see Briana Wu) footing the bill.

No one will play that dumb Deer game.
 
Can we just have the DMC5 trailer come up again? At least that trailer looked cool and fun, even if I have no personal attachment to the series.
 
GoW x Terminator
 
How do you make a Gears trailer look so boring, so average, so cookie-cutter?

Really, they are doing the Elite Controller again? Didn't that shit just not work and break all the time?
 
Will this elite controller actually work this time? Last I heard about one of these, it sucked major ass.
 
Hah needing locks to fire faster, bitch please you can do it with just your fingers. In COD4 I was accused of using macro buttons so many times just because I knew not to pull the trigger the entire way.
 
This lego game looks more lame than usual.

Edit: We couldn't bring a real car this time, so we used lego.
 
AIDS pierce is infected, wtf is this lmao.
 
Lego Forza. What the shit. This and Terminator in GoW, it's the year of bizarre crossovers. Smash has big shoes to fill now.
 
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