E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
Keanu is here.
 
Some of that stuff looked insane. The smoke from the cigar. The flesh/muscle deformation in the hand. CDPR is really on the cutting edge for some drunk slavs.
 
Only in America, cuss words are beeped out but violence is a okay.
 
spiritfarer looks like sim tower meets undertale.
 
"DO YOU GUYS GOT BATTLETOADS" "Yes" "Fuck."
 
RPG time looks cool

EDIT:
Pathalogic 2 Baybeeee!!!!

EDIT: Blazing Chrome looks cool too.
 
Why would you not just play Pathologic 2 on PC? Seems like a much better fit lol
 
Oh no, now we have a corporate spokesperson...Get off the stage, show the games.
 
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