E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
Anything that isn't more faggy anime pretty boys would be great, so Banjo would be fine by me. If you're getting upsetty spaghetti about people wanting characters in video games that you don't, maybe take a break from Smashfags. They'll get into your head.

Also it's going to be that Minecraft shit anyway.
I personally don't give two shits, I just find it funny how rabidly obsessed people are with that character.
 
Inb4 it's some character that nobody was ever expecting.
 
Lemme know if the Resident Evil 3 remake trailer happens, even though I suspect there might be weirdo shenanigans going on with the game.
 
So what's the deal with the Banjo stuff anyway? Only thing I can find about these supposed leaks is a tweet from an action figure company. Is that it and people are just being optimistic?
 
So what's the deal with the Banjo stuff anyway? Only thing I can find about these supposed leaks is a tweet from an action figure company. Is that it and people are just being optimistic?
Mostly the latter.
 
There doesn't appear to be any houseboats or resorts like how Island Paradise (I think) had for TS3, which is already not looking good.
So like their "supernatural" version it's half-assed. Good to know.
 
So what's the deal with the Banjo stuff anyway? Only thing I can find about these supposed leaks is a tweet from an action figure company. Is that it and people are just being optimistic?
Vergeben is saying it is going to happen. He's someone who had a proper leak once, five years ago, and has been wrong about everything else ever since.
 
I'd be surprised if it weren't Byleth or Sothis from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. It's being released next month and clearly we need an EIGHTH Fire Emblem character

At least most Fire emblem characters bring a little something different, not counting the echo fighters with Chrom/Lucina which to me are just freebies and hardly count as real characters like Ike, Marth, and Roy. Ike is the heavy swordsman that hits really hard with big range, Marth has tipper spacing, Roy is rush down heavy with very aggressively set up moves made to just run up and hit people, Corrin has pin and a projectile, and Robin is basically an entirely different character. Sure they all wield a sword, but they still play fairly differently, though I'd like a Hector or an Ephraim to show up.

I have no idea what Byleth/Sothis would even do, I've followed 3 houses fairly extensively and Byleth doesn't seem to have much of anything notable about him beyond being a sword lord and Sothis has just been napping or sitting around most of these trailers. Maybe they'll use Edelgard which gives us at least an axe user.
 
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Here we go again (on our own, going down the only road we've ever known...)

Today we got:
Microsoft doing the truffle shuffle at 1:00p Pacific, 4:00p Eastern;
Bethesda does the Carlton at 5:30p Pacific, 8:30p Eastern;
Devolver mosh pits into the evening and gives everyone a fat lip at 7:00p Pacific, 10:00 Eastern.

Above link go to the direct feeds. If you want to go check out any other streams, I assume you're all capable human beings and look it up yourself and/or have your gimp do it for you.

And for your viewing pleasure:
 
There are only two things I want.
Square to announce anything for Brave Fencer Musashi and a remaster of the .hack quadrilogy for PC or PS4/5... needless to say I've been waiting a long time.
 
The only thing I know about the MS presentation is that it can't be worse than the EA one.
Bethesda will be interesting, only because I want to see Todd lie straight to my face about Fallout 76.
 
bethesda would be a total shitshow if they didn't have doom up their sleeve.


I more like to think of it as "Bethesda is a total shitshow which just so happens to have Doom held hostage as an extremely well-timed diversion."

Though on the note of the new Doom game - the last information I had on it made it seem like it's an unapologetic middle finger to woke culture. I do hope that remains the case with a side dish of an absolutely fucking banging soundtrack yet again. That shit was on point in its first installment (of this latest attempt at the franchise).
 
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