DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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I really have no idea why people are so touchy about hair loss, I like shaving my head randomly simply because I do have a lot of hair and its heavy and gives me migraines so I like it gone and you save some money, lots of it in my case, with having little to no hair. There's wigs and shit if you feel like having some until it grows back.

I do not believe Phil would look good with a shaved head because his head shape is severely fucked up but its better than balding patches everywhere. He does not have cancer unless that's a backup scam or something which id enjoy watching him try honestly.
 
I don't keep up with him anymore, but his latest KingofHateVlogs review
was in my YouTube feed. Is he still claiming he doesn't have a receding hairline?

P.S. I don't care if someone is balding. It's just ridiculously funny that he will defend to the death that he isn't balding.


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NobodyReally said:
I don't keep up with him anymore, but his latest KingofHateVlogs review
was in my YouTube feed. Is he still claiming he doesn't have a receding hairline?

P.S. I don't care if someone is balding. It's just ridiculously funny that he will defend to the death that he isn't balding.


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And that he was balding, but since he stopped using headphones for a month he cured it.
 
is that why now he only wears headphone occasionally? to regrow his hair that hes so proud of? is he not aware that there are headphones where the headband is on the back of head so hair is not affected?
 
Phil should just use apple earbuds. Lots of streamers use them, or other earbuds, it's more discreet.
 
Holy shit, the right side of his hairline is receding at a faster rate. It's uneven.
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EDIT: These captures are from 2011. His hairline looks even here.
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Holy shit, the right side of his hairline is receding at a faster rate. It's uneven.
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EDIT: These captures are from 2011. His hairline looks even here.
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Look at just how fucking greasy his hair has always been. With how much he touches that oil trap, EVERYTHING in the Chateau de Gout has a film and a sheen to it. Gross. :stress:

At the least the bottom two pics, he looks mostly normal. Like the guy who hangs out at the bowling alley every Friday, hoping that the one time he rolled a perfect game when nobody was watching would impress some divorced mom smokin' heaters at the bar.
 
Schmeckel said:
Look at just how fucking greasy his hair has always been. With how much he touches that oil trap, EVERYTHING in the Chateau de Gout has a film and a sheen to it. Gross. :stress:

At the least the bottom two pics, he looks mostly normal. Like the guy who hangs out at the bowling alley every Friday, hoping that the one time he rolled a perfect game when nobody was watching would impress some divorced mom smokin' heaters at the bar.
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Also, Phil does not use ANY product in his hair. All he does to his hair is dampen it slightly with water and comb it back, and that is what it looks like.
 
Schmeckel said:
Look at just how fucking greasy his hair has always been. With how much he touches that oil trap, EVERYTHING in the Chateau de Gout has a film and a sheen to it. Gross. :stress:

At the least the bottom two pics, he looks mostly normal. Like the guy who hangs out at the bowling alley every Friday, hoping that the one time he rolled a perfect game when nobody was watching would impress some divorced mom smokin' heaters at the bar.
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He showers maybe once a week, if at all. His excuse as to why his hair is dirty and greasy is because "I'm italian, dood! Italians have natural greasy hair!" which is bullshit. He's just a lazy fuck and doesn't take care of himself. On top of him constantly running his hands through or over his hair, pulling back the hair at the front of the hairline.
 
SojiroSakura said:
He showers maybe once a week, if at all. His excuse as to why his hair is dirty and greasy is because "I'm italian, dood! Italians have natural greasy hair!" which is bullshit. He's just a lazy fuck and doesn't take care of himself. On top of him constantly running his hands through or over his hair, pulling back the hair at the front of the hairline.
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I can't remember what video it was that I heard it in (I think it was a Let's Endure thing) where Phil says, paraphrased, "I get out of bed, I gotta eat something, take a shower, or clean up or whatever, then get to shtreem, shtreem, then....blah blah blah." It's that "or whatever" that tells me that he just gives himself a whore's bath every couple days and takes a proper shower MAYBE once every 2-3 weeks. Assuming Khet is still in the barn, Phil probably just turns the shower on while he dabs himself with a wet cloth so he can squeeze in some more sweet sweet pixel heroin before coming out.
 
tzgnilki said:
I wonder how much time he has left before he's fully bald
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He's too prideful for that. He knows he'd look like a mix between a hammer toe and Tor Johnson if he did that. I suspect he'd go full Trump and try and coif up whatever few scraps of hair he has left to make SOME sort of nest on top.
 
Big ups to Soma for reminding me this glorious clip exists by using it for the intro to his newest upload.



FULL AND THICC DOODS!!!

I love it when he says his hair is back where it's supposed to be. Translation; his headset is no longer fucking up his combover.
 
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