DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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FalsePositive said:
Over/under on how long before he shaves his head completely? 1 year?

Side bet on which excuse he rolls with:
- My wife Khet thought I would look totally badass if I was bald
- I just shaved it to be Goldberg for Halloween dood, but Khet totally likes it so I'll keep shaving it
- Trolls/stress made me bald dood
- Headphones made me bald dood
- Shampoo company was a detractor
- Behind-the-scenes cancer
- Seattle air
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Left out his mother's years of combing his hair d00d
 
Does anyone remember that one time where Phil's hair was oddly long, and he could whip it around and shit?
It as in an old DSP Tries It video, I think, but that was a long time ago.
 
If he didn't slick it back like some greasy pizzeria owner and gave it some volume, the bald spot would be less obvious. Or he could convert to Judaism and the yarmulke would cover that bad boy right up.
 
Mask_de_SMITH said:
Does anyone remember that one time where Phil's hair was oddly long, and he could whip it around and shit?
It as in an old DSP Tries It video, I think, but that was a long time ago.
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I remember it being that long when he was shitting on Nintendo Wii U and was throwing it in the trash. I believe it was when he was still in CT.
 
He's not going to have any choice BUT to shave it because it's going quick. Actually, you'd think someone like Phil trying to appeal to a young audience would rather have a shaved head than be balding and greasy, but it's Phil, so...
 
I suspect he knows that if he shaves his head, he will be visually indistinguishable from Wings of Redemption and Rich of ReviewtechUSA
 
Was watching old videos and I noticed he has a really weird upper lip. I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a philtrum (no pun intended) this deep and defined without having a genetic disorder such as Noonan syndrome. I believe he will always maintain his mustache in the future because of this weird feature. He also favors the goatee to try and help hide his bulbous chin and cut up his round jaw.

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Also top of his head for comparison to the weird split he has going on now. (Blurry because he was flailing around like a muppet)

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millais said:
After Phil is bald in head and beard, will he still continue to do sports/RPG character creation with a full beard and head of hair?
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Hogan famously made them do his wrestling character in games with a full head of hair even though he was completely bald on top.
 
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