DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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These are the best screenshots I could get of his close up "white hairs" from the Gears of War 5 depression quit unrecorded stream. It was difficult because even though he got close to the camera and kept moving around and touching his face which reset the focus.
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He must have said "white hairs" about a dozen times in 2 minutes. Then he described his beard as "robust" and said it was robust back then and it still is robust now the only difference is... "white hairs"

When someone said he has a bald spot on his chin he said "There is no such thing as bald spot on your face!"
 
LiquidCancer said:
These are the best screenshots I could get of his close up "white hairs" from the Gears of War 5 depression quit unrecorded stream. It was difficult because even though he got close to the camera and kept moving around and touching his face which reset the focus.
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He must have said "white hairs" about a dozen times in 2 minutes. Then he described his beard as "robust" and said it was robust back then and it still is robust now the only difference is... "white hairs"

When someone said he has a bald spot on his chin he said "There is no such thing as bald spot on your face!"
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So is there no bald spot on his face or is there a bald spot caused by the car crash burn? I forget which lie to believe this week...

Oh well. It doesn't matter if his stories don't match up. He really needs tips to pay his bills. I'll just ignore that he hasn't mentioned taxes once since April. He probably paid them all and won't beg later.

Phil has a full and robust beard. Phil is not balding. Amen, oops! I mean, that is all.
 
I think the current balding goutee is just due to bugged razor mechanics. DSP uses an electric razor and he doesnt know how to use it and in the past has claimed it has no guard at all so he has to do everything himself.
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As you can see from this mixed up examples of screenshots I took from random "vlogs" the new shape of his beard could be due to him mistakenly shaving off the connections between his goutstache and the patch that holds his chin together. Similarly in May 2015 he fucked up his shaving tho at that time it wasn't exactly as bad. He has always had that empty patch in the middle of his chin ever since before he moved to Washington.
 
LiquidCancer said:
I think the current balding goutee is just due to bugged razor mechanics. DSP uses an electric razor and he doesnt know how to use it and in the past has claimed it has no guard at all so he has to do everything himself.
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As you can see from this mixed up examples of screenshots I took from random "vlogs" the new shape of his beard could be due to him mistakenly shaving off the connections between his goutstache and the patch that holds his chin together. Similarly in May 2015 he fucked up his shaving tho at that time it wasn't exactly as bad. He has always had that empty patch in the middle of his chin ever since before he moved to Washington.
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Are we sure it’s not because his face seems to be melting off his skull?
 
Saw this the other day. He probably did too and it’s probably the reason he’s been extra salty
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Feast your eyes!!!
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I'll do his current hair map later.
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Here's the current progress of his hair loss.
I was somewhat lenient with his top hair only using the distinct bald lines that's been seen multiple times.
(P.S. Can someone help me find some good back shots, I spent a good hour looking through his videos but couldn't find a clear bald spot that I was satisfied with.)
 
You know what I find odd about all this?
Once a man hits a certain age - it varies but it's usually between 30 - 40 - the body starts to produce a different type of testosterone. It's what causes hair on the top of the head to go away, while at the same time causing the rest of get furrier.
And really, every dude I know that's in his late 30s and up, if they have a goatee mustache thing like Dave, it's fucking full. I mean I have the same thing and I used to have to trim it once a week but it's damn near everyday now.

So there's something else going on with him. Can't a vitamin deficiency do that shit?
 
That Hedonist Nerd said:
You know what I find odd about all this?
Once a man hits a certain age - it varies but it's usually between 30 - 40 - the body starts to produce a different type of testosterone. It's what causes hair on the top of the head to go away, while at the same time causing the rest of get furrier.
And really, every dude I know that's in his late 30s and up, if they have a goatee mustache thing like Dave, it's fucking full. I mean I have the same thing and I used to have to trim it once a week but it's damn near everyday now.

So there's something else going on with him. Can't a vitamin deficiency do that shit?
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Could be a genetic thing, or he fucks up shaving constantly, and probably a vitamin deficiency
 
Phil wobbles downstairs to find Kat semi conscious with a needle dangling from her arm.

"Hey, Kat. Does my beard look patchy?"

"...Umm, whaddya want? I'm sleeping"

"Does my beard look patchy? Kat, do you like my beard?"

"...uhhh. Yeah, Jeff. I love your car"

"See. Kat agrees with me!"
 
Sparkletor said:
Phil wobbles downstairs to find Kat semi conscious with a needle dangling from her arm.

"Hey, Kat. Does my beard look patchy?"

"...Umm, whaddya want? I'm sleeping"

"Does my beard look patchy? Kat, do you like my beard?"

"...uhhh. Yeah, Jeff. I love your car"

"See. Kat agrees with me!"
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For real though, one of their IRL streams he was asked why his beard is patchy, he said it was some troll meme. Turned to Khet and asked her and she was like "lets not talking about that". Bitch didn't even want to lie to him. :story:
 
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