Drunken Shower

[UsedUp]

Not even because you threw up all over yourself but just because you're wasted and decided to have one at that very moment.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Terrible mistake every time.

 

[SodaDog]

A cold beer in a hot shower is one of life’s simple pleasures

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't know about drunken showers. If you have any questions about retard showers, I'm the guy to ask.

Spoiler: NSFW Retard Shower

It may be hard to understand but at the beginning she says, "RULE NUMBA WAN! KIWI FARMS LIES!"

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I take my nightly shower booze or no.
But there was one time I slipped in the shower and landed ass first on the bathtub spout, breaking it off the wall it the process.

It hurt a lot and for weeks.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Of course, if you went out you're sweaty and gross and want a shower before going to bed.

One time I turned on the shower so it could get warm while I undressed. I woke up fully dressed under a running shower. Taking off wet clothes while plastered is very difficult

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I take my nightly shower booze or no.
But there was one time I slipped in the shower and landed ass first on the bathtub spout, breaking it off the wall it the process.

It hurt a lot and for weeks.

Every single fucking time. "Oh... Umm... I slipped in the shower and it just went up my ass and then got stuck! Yeah, that's it. It was unintentional. I don't normally stick plumbing fixtures up my ass."