Drunk raccoons terrorize town - someone in Ontario has way too much fermented fruit, and I would be glad to take some of it.

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Raccoons in Ontario neighborhood getting drunk off fermented fruit
By Ben Hooper
Sept. 6, 2019 at 4:13 PM


Sept. 6 (UPI) -- Residents of an Ontario neighborhood captured photos and videos of some unusually behaving raccoons that experts said were likely drunk from eating fermented fruit.
Emily Rodgers said she arrived home Monday to find a raccoon stumbling around oddly in her back yard in the Stittsville area of Ottawa.
"He couldn't really move. He was dragging his legs, he was wobbling, having a hard time standing up. You could tell something was wrong with him for sure," Rodgers told CBC News.

Another area resident, Julie Fong, said a bylaw officer came to her door Sunday asking to go into her back yard to look for a raccoon spotted in the area that witnesses said appeared intoxicated.
"So that's why this guy was kind of sleeping it off under our deck," Fong said. "There was a drunk raccoon under our deck."
Michael Runtz, a biology professor at Carleton University, said the raccoons are likely getting drunk off fermented fruit.
"It's possible that some of the fruit is fermenting under the heat, and that these guys are getting a bit tipsy by eating that fermenting fruit," he said.
Runtz said the best thing to do is to leave the raccoons to sober up on their own.
"Don't try to give them coffee and get them sobered up, just let them go their course," Runtz said. "If you're really concerned about the animal, call ... some of the animal control officers to come have a look at it."
Police in Milton, W.Va., said in November 2018 that some raccoons spotted acting strangely in the area had prompted numerous calls about potentially rabid animals, but the raccoons turned out to be drunk from eating fermented crab apples.
 
LOL, more evidence that Canadians are fucked. If the racoons were organized enough, they would be able to kick Canadians out and start a new culture free of human opression.
 
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LOL, more evidence that Canadians are fucked. If the Canadians were organized enough, they would be able to kick Canadians out and start a new culture free of human opression.
"if the canadians were organized enough, they'd be able to kick the canadians out"
justin trudeau is that you???
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It's no surprise something like this would happen in Stittsville. I knew that place is a dump but I guess it's so bad that even the animals are getting shitfaced to deal with living there.
 
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Secretly waiting for the day that my wildlife clinic gets a mass intake of drunk animals and I get to treat shitfaced racoons.


Actually no, racoon shit is bad enough to clean up. Hangover induced Hershey squirts would be worse.
 
I remember I was hunting trash pandas once. I shot at a group of them but never scored a hit. A few minutes later a little one came out of the woods and walked right up to me. If I had some food on me I would have shared it. They are cute little bastards, even if they also make good hats.

Lol, this reminds me of that one episode of the 90s version of "Land of the Lost" where one of the characters gets drunk off of some kind of booze fruit.


Funny movie
 
My tortoise won't even eat overripe cantaloupes. They smell like fermented fruit. Reptilian brain beats raccoons.
 
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