🐮 Lolcow Dragonlordfrodo / Michael Constantino

[YourUnclesDad]

The rightful king of all slobs have been found! I'm fucking dying of laughter here!

The King of all Slobs in all his glory!

He's live right now. Say Hi!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Constantion is an Italian name right? he looks Armenian or jewish

 

[Cantaloupine]

Wow, the dude invites trolling by being hostile on his livestreams. No wonder he has only 2 or 3 viewers, he blocks the rest of them.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

He broke his machete (which he carries around for protection) during his autistic meltdown and now watch him "Blacksmith my fucking machete together" heating it with his stove and then pounding it with a hammer in his underwear. It looks like he's walking around with a shitty diaper. In the same video at 1 hour 30 min, he says that he's black so he can't be racist.

Here he's upset cause he's stuck where he lives and flips his table over like a big baby

Someone told him about his smoke alarm earlier and he got super pissed. Eventually he ignored everyone.

 

[Cantaloupine]

So he's going through the thread and addressing every single post. He goes off track talking in detail about a guitar due to the comment about the empty stand.

 

[Enormous Faggot]

He goes off track talking in detail about a guitar due to the comment about the empty stand.

Play Through the Fire and Flames on a livestream if you have any nuts, Dragonlordfrodo.

 

[BF 388]

My post got read out by a Cow in a video.

That's it. I've made it.

 

[Rand /pol/]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=28VovdTXYeA
So he's going through the thread and addressing every single post. He goes off track talking in detail about a guitar due to the comment about the empty stand.

I fucked up and got tendinidus, no it wasn't from Masturbating

Best quote of the video.

 

[Cantaloupine]

Best quote of the video.

At about 1 hour 35 he talks about knowing an alcoholic chick for years who was apparently mentally defunct who blew her dog (1 hour 42) whilst her boyfriend was in hospital.

"Instead of saying 'hey Mike', wanna fuck me...? No, she felt it was appropriate, instead of doing that, she'd just... Blow her fucking dog, anyway...."

 

[Lunete]

At 53 minutes in he films himself writing in a bathroom stall. And I'm pretty certain he took a shit while doing it too.

Also I don't want to know what "diapercore" is.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

At 53 minutes in he films himself writing in a bathroom stall. And I'm pretty certain he took a shit while doing it too.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KIplmZM2hXk
Also I don't want to know what "diapercore" is.

His moob animates the girl's fingers and makes it look like she's playing her instrument

 

[Deez Nuts]

Where the fuck is he dumpster diving and finding multiple 10 year old consoles and games?

 

[Big Nasty]

DragonlordSlobbo likes both kinds of music - Heavy and Metal.

I'm getting a bit of a failtroll vibe from this guy. He's definitely mental but also puts a lot of deliberate effort into being offensive.

There's method to the madness. Some, but not too much.

 

[Flareon]

I've honestly never seen a dumpster that had a side door. Weird.

 

[CatParty]

Lol 3 pages in and we got a 2 hour livestream about us. This is going to be fun.

 

[Sanic]

What a charming individual.

 

[Arkomeda]

His videos look like their were simultaneously filmed in 1999 and 2018.

 

[Lysol]

Lol 3 pages in and we got a 2 hour livestream about us. This is going to be fun.

I don't know but he doesn't seem like the type to keep reading his thread.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

I don't know but he doesn't seem like the type to keep reading his thread.

I'm just surprised he's able to read at all tbh

 

[Asperchewy]

This thread is TIGHT.