🐮 Lolcow Dragonlordfrodo / Michael Constantino

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ChexMix88 said:
Can't wait for tomorrow. Hopefully he gets some serious hard time and it actually makes him rethink his life. But I'll keep my expectations low.
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Nah, he'll probably be playing Sonic Adventure in a few hours. Higher than balls.
 

New DLF just dropped. Talked about what songs they will let him listen to in prison (songs like "necropedophile" are allowed but "entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt" aren't allowed, no songs featuring suicide are allowed). During the walk he rips down a poster for no reason, eats ice cream loudly for about 10 minutes, bitches about the price of corn chips, etc.

Also talks about his usual cheese pizza chomo shit, conspiracies, people in charge fuck kids, etc.
 
Professor Iris said:
...not for nothing, but if Gandalf entrusted this Frodo with guarding the One Ring, I'd have to assume that he'd wear it as a cock ring and take a big, invisible dump at Mt. Doom.
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Invisible dump? This is the guy that took a dump in a public bathroom and smeared shit all over the stall walls, while livestreaming to the world. You are absolutely right about wearing it as a cock ring, he has sex toys (including a dirty buttplug that his mom found).
 
Stornoway said:
Invisible dump? This is the guy that took a dump in a public bathroom and smeared shit all over the stall walls, while livestreaming to the world. You are absolutely right about wearing it as a cock ring, he has sex toys (including a dirty buttplug that his mom found).
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I missed that particular dlf spazz attack. What was he enraged about that time?
 
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Thirteenfifty said:

New DLF just dropped. Talked about what songs they will let him listen to in prison (songs like "necropedophile" are allowed but "entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt" aren't allowed, no songs featuring suicide are allowed). During the walk he rips down a poster for no reason, eats ice cream loudly for about 10 minutes, bitches about the price of corn chips, etc.

Also talks about his usual cheese pizza chomo shit, conspiracies, people in charge fuck kids, etc.
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Yeah, just another day with DLF and his pedophile mods.
ChexMix88 said:
Sorry friend. At least it's not covered in scabs like Jords.
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It could be. The camera just might not be able to pick up scabs that small.
 
BiggerChungus said:
Is he actually 26?
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There is a well documented phenomenon in the Buffalo NY area that causes premature aging, similar to progeria but much worse. This is a typical 16 month old infant from the nearby suburb of Tonawanda. He is not even old enough to be potty-trained.

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D_Tractor said:
There is a well documented phenomenon in the Buffalo NY area that causes premature aging, similar to progeria but much worse. This is a typical 16 month old infant from the nearby suburb of Tonawanda. He is not even old enough to be potty-trained.

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Who is this creature? It horrifies me, but I can't look away. It's straight up a cross between the Ralphamale and an infant.
 
ChexMix88 said:
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Update on Court 8/18/2022

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He's out and making demands of the dumb ass reaction channels. Now that court is over maybe he'll do more then stare at the wall all day.
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That's pretty optimistic of you
 
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