Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%

  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%

  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%

  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%
  • Total voters
    1,803
they've been shit since da2/me3

those two had some redeeming features but they stopped even trying after DAI

Now, they are incapable of trying since all the talent left
 
Mola Ram said:
I've gotten just far enough (past such howlers as "Nobody remembers Jade Empire") to get to the thesis of the video, which seems to be "Dragon Age was always bad." I'm not sure I can stomach it.
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My favorite part was Bioware making Baldur's Gate 2, a game released well over two decades ago, somehow being proof they're still good because Baldur's Gate 3, a game they had nothing to do with, exists.
 
Mola Ram said:
I've gotten just far enough (past such howlers as "Nobody remembers Jade Empire") to get to the thesis of the video, which seems to be "Dragon Age was always bad." I'm not sure I can stomach it.
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You know, in my most recent run, I've realized that I actually wasnt giving Origins the credit it deserves. The game is actually great. It's a shame that none of the sequels measured up because it's honestly a fantastic CRPG through and through.

Fuck Lily Orchard, or Jerry Peet as he deserves to be called, that troon is a fucking spastic retard that should 41% soon.
 
Mola Ram said:
10 seconds in: "... since I was a little egg."

Before I subject myself to this, is this a troon?

EDIT: Oh. Lily Orchard. Put a biohazard sticker on this trash, fella.
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Mola Ram said:
I've gotten just far enough (past such howlers as "Nobody remembers Jade Empire") to get to the thesis of the video, which seems to be "Dragon Age was always bad." I'm not sure I can stomach it.
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For me it was the immediate start with the KotFE footage, no one in good faith brings that drek up.
God of Nothing said:
My favorite part was Bioware making Baldur's Gate 2, a game released well over two decades ago, somehow being proof they're still good because Baldur's Gate 3, a game they had nothing to do with, exists.
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A game that has barely anything to do with BG2 at that!
 
God of Nothing said:
it's been fifteen years since origins
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With this in mind, I thought it'd be fun to take a look at Bioware's output since. I sourced all the games from Wikipedia and used Metacritic for the scores.
GameCritic ScoreUser Score
Dragon Age: Origins (2009)868.5
Mass Effect 2 (2010)968.9
Dragon Age II (2011)794.8
Dragon Age Legends (2011)N/AN/A
Star Wars: The Old Republic (2011)856.1
Mass Effect 3 (2012)936.2
Warhammer Online: Wrath of Heroes (Cancelled)N/AN/A
Command & Conquer: Generals 2 (Cancelled)N/AN/A
Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014)856.1
Shadow Realms (Cancelled)N/AN/A
Mass Effect: Andromeda (2017)715.0
Anthem (2019)594.0
Mass Effect Legendary Edition (2021)877.4
Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)823.8
BONUS: Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)969.2
As ever, you have to take review scores with a pinch of salt (both for critics and users) but I think it's clear from this that the rot had set in at Bioware long before they shat out Andromeda.

I also find it pretty funny that their best received game in over 10 years was a re-release of the original Mass Effect trilogy.
 
Clearly, the +80% unearned praise perk that comes with tranny privilege applied to the critical review scores of Dragon Age: The Veilguard. No way is it almost as good as Mass Effect: The Legendary Edition or Dragon Age: Origins.
 
God of Nothing said:
I found some quality grade cope from an absolute retard.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7p2TzK-xSxE☣️☣️☣️
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I think this is the first troon I ever randomly encountered on Youtube through his Korra video or something. The obviously male voice with female channel name confused the hell out of me.
More innocent times.
I refuse to give it a view now though even if it was archived I wouldn't waste my time.
 
God of Nothing said:
I was surprised by how fast Origins was but how satisfying too.
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Yeah I can be Dragon Age origin in like 9 hours if I was really trying on nightmare I still hate the sloth demons domain I really just don't like backtracking.
Still though my only disappointment is you can't stab your brother in the face when you play the dwarf noble origin when you get back to the dwarf city like you screwed me over I'm king now.
Doing a dwarf playthrough 2 handed warrior always forget how OP that setup is especially if you do return to osteocare and get nug crusher.


Also I still have not done a mage playthrough in years I started one but never finished it'cause it really sucks using all of your field spells when you're a nightmare because you always kill all of your guys

also really really wanna like shell as a companion but it's just not a good companion and the only way I can make the dog work is with the mob that allows you to add them as a free slot.




Actually my first playthrough I did that I was a Danish elf Archer and I basically did absolutely every screwed up thing you could possibly do I even sicked the werewolves on the elves they deserved it


my only issue is you can't side with the demons in the tower I don't see why not.


In exchange for sleeping with the hot demon lady in the dream state you can literally sell her a small child's soul.



Also the archdemon is kind of a pushover seriously the hardest boss in my opinion is the mini boss before you get to the anvil of the void
 
LazyLizard said:
swtor is a fun game but it's expansions honestly just sucks, especially the fucking mysterious never seen before empire just popping out of existence ones sucks
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I like Rise of the Hutt Cartel and Shadow of Revan a little bit less (as it introduced the two main companions that would infest that arc), but the whole Zakuul nonsense is actual genuine garbage I played once to say that I did, and I will never again.
 
LovisXVI said:
I like Rise of the Hutt Cartel and Shadow of Revan a little bit less (as it introduced the two main companions that would infest that arc), but the whole Zakuul nonsense is actual genuine garbage I played once to say that I did, and I will never again.
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the worst part of it is they get rid of your companions and team you up with randoms from other storylines, it just ruins it
 
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