Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,803
Is it worth it during the inevitable 15$ sale coming soon?
EA and Bioware do not deserve $5 for this game. From my anecdotal research, even if you pirate it, there is no amount of modding that can feasibly save this game. They're not going to even make an attempt to do Broken Steel style DLC to fix it because the devs think they did everything right, even with poor sales. You do not want to support these hostile soy goblins who made it in any way.

The horrible voice acting, plot hole filled story direction, and social commentary muck is baked too deep into Veilguard: An artificially rainbow colored, burnt shit pie.

Just look at compilations and laugh or see how lackluster the endings are on YouTube. The combat is flashy mediocrity, so that's another reason not to pick it up.
 
EA and Bioware do not deserve $5 for this game. From my anecdotal research, even if you pirate it, there is no amount of modding that can feasibly save this game. They're not going to even make an attempt to do Broken Steel style DLC to fix it because the devs think they did everything right, even with poor sales. You do not want to support these hostile soy goblins who made it in any way.

The horrible voice acting, plot hole filled story direction, and social commentary muck is baked too deep into Veilguard: An artificially rainbow colored, burnt shit pie.

Just look at compilations and laugh or see how lackluster the endings are on YouTube. The combat is flashy mediocrity, so that's another reason not to pick it up.
I won't even bother playing this shit for free on the gamepass.
 
The Qun's take on gender is wild and really speaks how fascinating it is a society.
This nigger is off his fucking rocker. It's just someone's old Tumblr rants that found their way into this game's lore. No, it's not "fascinating". No one ever remembers any characters or societies in media because of their takes on gender. Both the author of this post and the author of this game's lore are just huffing their own farts.
 
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This nigger is off his fucking rocker. It's just someone's old Tumblr rants that found their way into this game's lore. No, it's not "fascinating", no one ever remembers any characters or societies in media because they were struggling with retarded concepts as gender.
lol
it's not even what sten means
it's a giant ACKSHULLY to cope with the reality of what he's saying
TL;DW: women don't want to actually fight, so there must be something wrong with you (who might i add is nearly guranteed to be a man playing a woman)
 
As of today some Ukrainian Chuds living in a literal fucking warzone where there's 2 known cases of devs that have died in active combat just released S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl, the game proceeded to BTFO Veilguard playercount within 6 hours, peaking at 113.5K, a whopping 21.28% more players and the weekend is yet to come so I am expecting that amount to increase.

Do tell me, Bioware trannies, why are you incapable of making a decent game when some Ukrainian Third World slavs in an active warzone can make a game more enjoyable than yours in both player reviews and numbers?
AFAIK only one of the devs, Volodymyr Anatoliyovych Yezhov, fought and died when the war broke out. The studio, on the other hand, moved to Prague. So it's not really fair to say they made the game in an active warzone. Also the game was announced all the way back in 2010 with an original release date set for 2012. So yeah.
Under what metrics is it not hot shit, I think you should clarify on that if it's not basically a medium sized game dev that just shat on EA and Bioware as I am assuming?
As far as the released product goes? It's very rough around the edges, the most glaring issue I've noticed is that enemy spawning is very shit on release. You could clear out an area of hostiles and while you're still inside that area and looting, enemies will spawn right on top of you in less than 5 minutes. There are also people upset that their top of the line PCs can't run the game on max settings with solid fps but that's not really something exclusive to Stalker 2. The silver lining here is that the game itself is not pozzed and the modding community for the stalker series almost rivals Bethesda modders, so I'm really looking forward to future modded playthroughs.
 
AFAIK only one of the devs, Volodymyr Anatoliyovych Yezhov, fought and died when the war broke out. The studio, on the other hand, moved to Prague. So it's not really fair to say they made the game in an active warzone. Also the game was announced all the way back in 2010 with an original release date set for 2012. So yeah.
Most of their studio relocated, this is true, however, some developers are still remain in Kiyv, not as much as people make it out to be, I'd say around 30?
 
Most of their studio relocated, this is true, however, some developers are still remain in Kiyv, not as much as people make it out to be, I'd say around 30?
I didn't know that, haven't been following Stalker related news all that much, to be honest. Even still, I think the narrative that they developed the game under war duress is overblown. Especially given how long it's been in development hell.
 
Most of their studio relocated, this is true, however, some developers are still remain in Kiyv, not as much as people make it out to be, I'd say around 30?
Less. Very few stayed in Kiev.
TL;DW: women don't want to actually fight, so there must be something wrong with you (who might i add is nearly guranteed to be a man playing a woman)
This video popped up in my feed as well
 
My head canon is that at the end of inquisition Solas just nuked our world to bring the other one and in Veilguard he realized the mistake of this new world that he brought forth and now he wants to correct things by nuking it. Rook is the villain of the story.
Heh, I'd imagine that, Varric, tired of Worthy and other imitators cashing in on the success of his books, decided to write the worst ever book to nuke his career just to give those imitators a middle finger. This entire game is Cassandra's horrific imagination as she gapes at the words on every page, wanting to stop reading but my god, she can't stop due to how much of a trainwreck this is.

The Mass Effect 3-style special ending DLC of this game is 3 different colored versions of the scene of an enraged Cassandra flinging the book at Varric as he laughs hysterically.
 
>Innovation in Accessibility
I'm pretty sure the game only got this one sole nomination in the Game Awards specifically because of the various tranny player character options.
It got it because of audio cues and actual accessibility settings in the game not because of DEI. It was put against COD 6, Diablo IV, Prince of Persia and Star Wars Outlaws.
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I pirated it and couldn't finish it because my stomach and brain were both heaving at the insulting stupidity that is coming from every second in this game.

Still, if you pirated it, you wouldn't have wasted anything but time, so you do you. Just don't spend a cent on it.

 
I didn't know that, haven't been following Stalker related news all that much, to be honest. Even still, I think the narrative that they developed the game under war duress is overblown. Especially given how long it's been in development hell.
It's perhaps phrased by me too sensationally but nonetheless they were actively developing the game in Kyiv and moved to Prague a few months into 2022 so for a while they were developing it in an area that was being bombed on the regular alongside having devs going to combat.

There are also devs who still remain in Ukraine as volunteers or in military service while still contributing to the game being developed.

I think we can at the very least settle on the fact these developers have been making this game in a less than ideal environment compared to the safe space troons at Bioware.

The STALKER game from 2010-2012 was scrapped IIRC, they made some games inbetween and this one was made starting around 2018.
 
TL;DR, please, cuz I ain't reading all of that schizo shit, nigga
sten wasn't denying female wardens are females
he was saying they're ACKSHULLY males since they're grey wardens
TL;DR, if you have a girly occupation that means you're a woman even if you have a dick and vice versa if you have a manly one

yes, it's fucking retarded because Sten is obviously miffed about you being a woman doing something a man does
 
sten wasn't denying female wardens are females
he was saying they're ACKSHULLY males since they're grey wardens
TL;DR, if you have a girly occupation that means you're a woman even if you have a dick and vice versa if you have a manly one

yes, it's fucking retarded because Sten is obviously miffed about you being a woman doing something a man does

This IS still a fantasy game, right?
 
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