Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%

  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%

  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%

  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%
  • Total voters
    1,803
As a wiseman once said, “FUCKING PRONOUNS?!!?!??!!”

I really want the games industry to burn and a based yet fun phoenix to arise from the ashes.
 
>"Uhm, they're called OPTIONS and it's called ROLEPLAYING you stupid chuds. Maybe if you weren't such selfish losers then you could roleplay as someone who's unlike yourself!"

>"Oh, look Vyvian, I can have zippertits in the Dragon Age game exactly like I have in real life! It's about time I can make a 1-to-1 recreation of myself! What inclusion!"

The Jimquisition really writes itself with this one.
 
The game director is an activist tranny who describes himself as a "queerosexual gendermancer" claims the game is "inherently queer" and says "diversity and inclusion" is the main focus of the game.

Of course the character creator would be weird.
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LMAO the character can be a pooner, the game has "Top Surgery Scars"

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Oh Bioware, what the fuck has become of you?

At least it's money I don't have to spend. Not even gonna pirate this sack of disappointment. Just gonna memory hole it asap.
 
At least you can massacre everyone as a pooner. Also, the guy in charge needs to be sent to an asylum.
 
even with how bad bioware has gotten over the years i still had a tiny bit of hope for dreadwolf and the new mass effect, veilguard completely killed any hope i had for them. i just hope bioware dies soon so someone with at least some love of the franchises can take them over.
 
Games where you make your own character can get away with a lot more pronoun troon shit than other genres. You can just ignore them if you feel like it unless they've managed to remove any kind of standard fantasy option. I think the game is going to fall flat on it's face because it looks and plays like ass and the pooner scars will be the excuse they give for why it does.
 
This look fucking awful.
I mean, do pooners want to be reminded all the time that they are not real men?
 
Can't wait for this to flop so I can hear all the "Games" (((Journalists))) crying how the RPG market is oversaturated and you can't have a Third Person ARPG in the same market as CRPGs like Balldo's Gate 3 and Rogue Trader.
 
Foltest said:
This look fucking awful.
I mean, do pooners want to be reminded all the time that they are not real men?
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No, they have to remind normal people all the time of what godforsaken freaks they are.
 
Why in a world where magic is real would anyone need top surgery? Surely you can just find a bog witch to zap your tits off with an ancient incantation.
 
Hopefully dragon age has no elementary schools for the pooners to shoot up.
 
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