Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Kharash]

There are exactly two romances for straight male Inquisitors, Josephine's is better written, and she never gets naked, because apparently she's "ace." Feh.

Josephine would be a lot better if she actually looked Spanish/Italian instead of a jeet.

 

[SIMIΔN]

most of those were probably just dudes doing lesbo runs with Liara.

Bestiality runs, Liara's not human, or even from Earth.

But in the same setting which you can fuck a witch, a bard and even a pirate... Nah, desire demons can suck my dick.

That's kinda the point.

Gaider, maybe -- thought romancing dwarves was pedophilia-coded, and I wonder.

As long as they keep dwarves looking like a distinct species with their own proportions, no one would make that mistake.

that this one will last longer than her past 3,864,018 relationships.

And her divorce would end as many marriages as her marriage inspired.

 

[LazyLizard]

I'm willing to be a little more generous than that; I think Harding's role was largely to be a tease for DA4 -- even in my first run I was dead certain she'd be returning as a romanceable companion, similar to how Cassandra's presence in DA2 is a tease for her larger appearance in the next game.

But then I remember the stories about how some goofball on DA's writing staff -- Gaider, maybe -- thought romancing dwarves was pedophilia-coded, and I wonder.

>romancing dwarves is pedophilia
does that means when i played dwarf commoner in origins Morrigan groomed me?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Josephine would be a lot better if she actually looked Spanish/Italian instead of a jeet.

Like Isabella? (Pre-Veilguard)
Yeah, that could be more better.

 

[Mola Ram]

Josephine would be a lot better if she actually looked Spanish/Italian instead of a jeet.

As long as they keep dwarves looking like a distinct species with their own proportions, no one would make that mistake.

I agree, which makes me wonder what other terrible things are roaming around inside BioWare writers' heads.

does that means when i played dwarf commoner in origins Morrigan groomed me?

I would be okay with being groomed by Morrigan.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Harding talks and gets flustered like a 13-year old seeing a naked person for the first time that romancing her has far more pedophilic vibes than romancing Oghren or Sigrun. Those two came off as adults, unlike poor Harding in the cursed fourth game.

 

[Waifuchu]

If romancing dwarves is pedophilia, why was someone on the DAI team so invested in the "Dagna and Sera hook up if you don't bang Sera yourself!" background subplot?

BIOWARE, THE DIDDLERS ARE CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

 

[StacticShock]

If romancing dwarves is pedophilia, why was someone on the DAI team so invested in the "Dagna and Sera hook up if you don't bang Sera yourself!" background subplot?

now that you mention it... feels like it's competition.

also, when i checked to see if the dykelf was in veilguard i saw her card.

really funny because she's ugly as sin, the whole arrow being a dick thing isn't really that surprising, lesbians are usually very attracted to phallic shapes for some reason.

 

[Mola Ram]

lesbians are usually very attracted to phallic shapes for some reason.

Freud actually had a term for it -- "penis envy." But then he claimed all or most women suffered from it at some point, so, meh, grain of salt. Psychiatry has always been at least as crazy as the people it claims to help.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

If romancing dwarves is pedophilia, why was someone on the DAI team so invested in the "Dagna and Sera hook up if you don't bang Sera yourself!" background subplot?

BIOWARE, THE DIDDLERS ARE CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

It's nowhere as horrifying as poor Harding getting pawed and diddled by Taash if Rook doesn't bang her first.

Seriously, if Taash is Weekes's author avatar, I can only imagine his poor wife's reaction each time he wants non-binary Qunari fucky fuck-fuck time.

 

[Mola Ram]

Seriously, if Taash is Weekes's author avatar, I can only imagine his poor wife's reaction each time he wants non-binary Qunari fucky fuck-fuck time.

I really don't want to go looking for this, but I seem to recall that at some point in the last few years Weekes started referring to his wife as his "partner" or somesuch and acknowledged their relationship is no longer sexual.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I really don't want to go looking for this, but I seem to recall that at some point in the last few years Weekes started referring to his wife as his "partner" or somesuch and acknowledged their relationship is no longer sexual.

So she's his roommate that fucks other dudes.

 

[Mola Ram]

So she's his roommate that fucks other dudes.

If my memory serves, then I'd say yes, this is a perfectly fair description.

 

[Jace on ice]

I think it's really really funny how Taash's romance is written like a dommy muscle mommy thing kind of like Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3 but Taash isn't tough, she's a fragile redditor who immediately 41%s xirself if you misgender her.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

If my memory serves, then I'd say yes, this is a perfectly fair description.

Did anyone working on that game pass psych evaluation, I wonder.

Someone certainly didn't.

 

[Kane Lives]

Did anyone working on that game pass psych evaluation, I wonder.

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Someone certainly didn't.

I'm convinced he's saving a lot of material in his hard drive that'd land him in criminal trouble now.

 

[Ishtar]

There are exactly two romances for straight male Inquisitors, Josephine's is better written, and she never gets naked, because apparently she's "ace." Feh.

Josephine is more a courtly/innocent love. At least I think that's the vibe they were going with.

Bull's is atrocious, right down in the cellar with Sera's ... actually, it might be worse than Sera's; I just find Bull more tolerable as a character.

I like Bull's romance actually. Its sensual and fun. I feel like it fits a female Inky-if...you lean into the Dom/sub stuff, I tend to just see it as rough and tumble sex, but there you go

Josephine would be a lot better if she actually looked Spanish/Italian instead of a jeet.

She looks like a dark skinned Spaniard/italian to me? A lot of them are very swarthy. Its the same skin tone of Zevran in Origins. Antiva has always been coded as fantasy Italy in Dragon Age though.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

one thing i noticed with those "modern woke games" is that they always model this fugly ass bitch in it.
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why? according to google she is a feminist icon that embraced her ugliness and dressed in male clothing.
it might seem random but i saw traash being mentioned and i cannot forget how ugly taash was made to a point of resembling in about 70% that fucking ugly ass mexican bitch.

You are an uncultured, small dicked pig! Frida was a famous artist and has achieved more in her life than you could ever do.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

You are an uncultured, small dicked pig! Frida was a famous artist and has achieved more in her life than you could ever do.

Frida puede chupar mi gigante callampa. Más fea que el tajo de la pichula.

Anyways, i ended the first act in Haven. Now i'm gonna become the next Chad Grey Warden Inquisitor.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

It's time for this again.

This Scottish cunt was part of the reason Veilguard came out like it did - she pretended to have more influence than she had (who else was streaming DAI back in 2018?) and helped push the fake narrative that Bioware fans don't want to look at sexy women like Miranda or bang Liara, they want chest scars and heckin validation for their hedonistic lifestyles.

Keep in mind this video was made when Bioware announced layoffs and instead of expressing sympathy for the talentless hacks who lost their jobs because they listened to her, she gripes about how Bioware doesn't speak for her anymore, because Bioware DID listen to her and it resulted in their game flopping and Bioware being taken out behind the woodshed.