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"Just realized Dave had a gambling addiction. Explains away much of his high risk venture, tbh. Barely keeping his head above water, playing the odds, doing little research into anything, betting on it working out. Guy made a game with his life, real talk"
 
Found by @Comma, just want to kinda archive it. It makes too much sense:
Korsakoff Syndrome.
Symptoms

Korsakoff syndrome causes problems learning new information, inability to remember recent events and long-term memory gaps. Memory problems may be strikingly severe while other thinking and social skills are relatively unaffected. For example, individuals may seem able to carry on a coherent conversation, but moments later be unable to recall that the conversation took place or to whom they spoke.

Those with Korsakoff syndrome may "confabulate," or make up, information they can't remember. They are not "lying" but may actually believe their invented explanations. Scientists don't yet understand why Korsakoff syndrome may cause confabulation.
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Wednesday 5 Dec, D$P fell asleep on the downstairs couch. Khet went down and woke him up. He 'Jumped up off the couch to fast, got dizzy, fell down backwards onto his right knee and hurt it'. How one falls down backwards onto their knee escapes me, but it is D$P we are talking about here...
 
Raven'sChild said:
Wednesday 5 Dec, D$P fell asleep on the downstairs couch. Khet went down and woke him up. He 'Jumped up off the couch to fast, got dizzy, fell down backwards onto his right knee and hurt it'. How one falls down backwards onto their knee escapes me, but it is D$P we are talking about here...
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Maybe he had a gout flareup but doesn't want to mention it by name directly, so he comes up with this absurd story to get sympathy without bringing a fresh onslaught of gout memes.
 
I don't buy any of the injury stuff any more than someone who gets chronic headaches complains of "migraines". It's gross embellishment for attention and sympathy. I don't doubt he has a myriad of health issues he clearly treats his body like shit but he will always push it to the next rung of reasonable intensity. Weak back? Slipped disc. Hurt knee? Torn muscle. Nervous snorting tick? Ongoing clinical problem with no cure. And on and on it goes. He is no more the king of hate than he is the king of overblown excuses. The one thing I personally believe he has is brain damage. How does someone go from graduating Valedictorian from his high school, to barely understanding how drive a car in a straight line in a video game? How can someone so obviously more intelligent than the rest of us not be able to future plan or foresee financial ruin looming in the distance? Or how to do his own laundry, or cook his own food, or dress himself daily? How could one guy take something as simplistic as playing video games for a living and turn it into an endless tumbling shitshow if not for brain damage?
 
HansGruber said:
I don't buy any of the injury stuff any more than someone who gets chronic headaches complains of "migraines". It's gross embellishment for attention and sympathy. I don't doubt he has a myriad of health issues he clearly treats his body like shit but he will always push it to the next rung of reasonable intensity. Weak back? Slipped disc. Hurt knee? Torn muscle. Nervous snorting tick? Ongoing clinical problem with no cure. And on and on it goes. He is no more the king of hate than he is the king of overblown excuses. The one thing I personally believe he has is brain damage. How does someone go from graduating Valedictorian from his high school, to barely understanding how drive a car in a straight line in a video game? How can someone so obviously more intelligent than the rest of us not be able to future plan or foresee financial ruin looming in the distance? Or how to do his own laundry, or cook his own food, or dress himself daily? How could one guy take something as simplistic as playing video games for a living and turn it into an endless tumbling shitshow if not for brain damage?
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The second DSP complains about a migraine while wearing those fucking headphones is the second I buy a one way ticket to whatever shithole he’s living in because I’ll be in jail for homicide before the week is out.
 
Oh, I hope Santy Claws brings us a good gout flare-up. Hearing him explain about acid levels in his body just fills my heart. He doesn't understand what gout even is.

He would be the perfect mark for some crackpot cure bullshit, his understanding of science is minimal, he's shit with money, loves a quick fix, and he is stupid.
 
D$P has a sore throat and his voice 'is giving out'. Too much salty Smash or laying the groundwork for extra days off as we get closer to Christmas?
 
D$P needs to do some web surfing for his next 'illness'. His symptoms don't equate to a common cold, but...
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Viral pharyngitis? No pain when swallowing. No fever mentioned.
Acute sinusitis? No facial redness.
Dust exposure? ...
 
I just really want him to suck it up and get back to shilling for Christ’s sake. This is the longest amount of time he has ever taken off from streaming that wasn’t preplanned.

Either he’s really comfortable because of the $12k in subs, he got a large donation behind the scenes he’s not telling us about, or Kat left and he’s so depressed that he can’t show his face. Something is up.
 
On the prestream right now, he's complaining about being unable to sleep because of choking on mucus from the post nasal drip
 
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