Dox Your Cats

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Time for the last part of my "look at my cats, shitlords" series and the reveal of my true cat powerlevel, so without further ado i present you with Boris and Bailey:

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This is Boris, I can't tell you why we decided to call him Boris other than my partner decided one day that she wanted a cat called Boris, whatever floats her boat i suppose.

Again he's a rescue and has a stomach condition which means he needs special food or else he gets really sick but he's totally obsessed with me and my best mate, been that way since he was tiny.

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Finally this guy is Bailey, Lilith's brother, these pictures may not give you his true scale but he is a massive cat, also the only one of my hoard who isn't black and white (something that just sort of happened rather than being planned), obviously he's a rescue too.

He's as daft as a brush and a bit of a mardy git but i love him.

Anyway that's it, i hope you don't judge be too harshly for being a crazy catman, i'm just too soft for my own good despite my gruff exterior.
 
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I don't own one because I'm allergic but I've found homes for dozens of kittens. My grandmother cares for a stray that kept getting knocked up (like most troubled urban youth) she had four liters before she was finally caught and spayed.

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Forgive the lousy lighting and camera phone quality;
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Fritz is the top one, and Mesa is on the bottom. They're Brother & Sister, same markings, but ones a short hair and the other is sorta medium/long haired. Both are goofs.
 
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While Twitchy here doesn't live with me, I'm the one who rescued her adorable ass from being a gutter kitten and got her hooked up with her owner after she followed me home one day. Her owner calls me Twitchy's fairy godmother, so I thought I'd show the cutie off to you all!
 
I was taking pictures of my bunny on my bed and I randomly looked over and saw Chalupa Batman was pouting because he wasn’t getting any attention.
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The project: convert a shitty Ikea end table into something a cat would like. Armed with a coil of sisal rope, a 3x5' carpet remnant, a bottle of wood glue (nontoxic!), and a staple gun, I got to work.

Here's the table leg converted to a scratching post. Notice how shitty the other legs look. This was not a good table.
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And here's the carpeted surface. The corners still need a bit of tidying-up in this shot.
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And here's Calvin relaxing on the (more or less) completed table. I still might wrap the other 3 legs, just because he hasn't really figured out how to use the post yet.
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Aww @AN/ALR-56 your taste in women is questionable, but not your taste in pussy.

Here's my fatass. I took her in when she was 7 because her cunt of an owner (who I worked with) didn't want her anymore and was going to have her put down. She's a little messed in the head.
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Her name is Patches. She likes ice cream and got hit in the face by a car once, but she's fine now.
 
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