Dormiebasne

[EI 903]

Goodness. I just came home after a long and tiring day only to see that Dormie had put this on the door:

Time for a paddlin'.

 

[José Mourinho]

Goodness. I just came home after a long and tiring day only to see that Dormie had put this on the door:

If you think that's bad, Dormie has left this at mine:

Apparently Dormie misunderstood me as a lady.

 

[OtterParty]

Can we get Dormie's name changed to petegiz

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   @ Ronald Raygun, I'd suck him off hard

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I probably said it before but I'm disappointed this isn't a RIP thread

 

[José Mourinho]

Well, everyone. Dormie posted this in chat and took advantage of the situation where only me and Dormie visited chat:

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne: ALAN PARDEW, FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD. IF I EVER HAD THE CHANCE, I WOULD KILL YOU ON THE VERY SPOT WHERE YOU STAND IF I EVER MET YOU. YOU ARE THE DIDEASE, AND I AM THE CURE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING SHIT-FACED CUNT.

 

[EI 903]

No one wishes him well, even into the eternal hellfires of ball-less sorrow to which his eternal soul shall be cast upon death.

 

[José Mourinho]

This just in: Dormie sent me a nasty PM:

I WILL RAIN DOWN DESTRUCTION AND HELLFIRE UPON ALL OF YOU. YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH. I WILL COMMEND YOUR BODIES TO THE FLAME. YOU FOOLS REBUKE ME WHEN I OFFER YOU MERCY WELL MERCY IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY TIME SOON. I WILL DESTROY YOU, INSIDE AND OUT. I WILL ASSUME CONTROL OF THE FORUMS, AND A NEW ERA WILL DAWN FOR THE CHRISTORIANS EVERYWHERE. THIS I SWEAR UPON MY VERY BLACK HEART AND SOUL! QUOTH THE RAVEN: NEVERMORE. TEAM DORMIE MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

[Sexual Stallone]

No one wishes him well, even into the eternal hellfires of ball-less sorrow to which his eternal soul shall be cast upon death.

Isn't one of the symptoms of autism an unhealthy attachment to innanimate objetcs?

 

[EI 903]

Isn't one of the symptoms of autism an unhealthy attachment to innanimate objetcs?

Yeah, but we still have fun talking about Null's sex life anyway.

 

[José Mourinho]

1. 1 minute ago - Dormiebasne:
   framergirl is like a retarded sister to me

 

[Dollars2010]

First Dormie, then Male, and now Framer? Where am I getting all these children?

 

[Lil]

usually there's an average of six puppies in a corgi litter. i'm only surprised you have so few.

 

[exball]

First Dormie, then Male, and now Framer? Where am I getting all these children?

Tell Motubu to stop adopting kids.

 

[CatParty]

• A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
  like i understand the bible and all that

• A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
  but what if one of your relatives is really hot?

 

[Dollars2010]

My special children so far
@Male , @Dormiebasne , and @FramerGirl420

 

[FramerGirl420]

Mr. Pickle!!!

 

[Male]

i'm still recovering from the time he told me to finger him with my toe

 

[Dollars2010]

i'm still recovering from the time he told me to finger him with my toe

Don't worry. I've signed you up for therapy to help with that.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Ball rubbers. Figures.