💀 Horrorcow Dorian Thorn / Matt Thompson - Cut off his own dick

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Yawning Squirtle

Yawning Squirtle

"the squirtle who yawned"
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So, Hm, Yeah.

Before the CWCki forums, the only lolcow I had heard of was our buddy Chris. Then I made 10 posts and gained access to this Lolcow General forum. Life was never quite the same for me.

So, while randomly browsing THAT DAMN ED page, I came across this Dorian Thorn guy. There wasn't any post about him here (not that I could find, anyway) and I think he deserves to be on a list of lolcows, even though he didn't made me laugh. Or maybe I think you guys deserve to share some of my misery... Here's a quote from the man himself:

Dorian Thorn said:
I no longer have a penis. This was not a medically necessary procedure at all. It was done with the encouragement of some people I met online, in August of 2010, seeking attention, seeking admiration, but once it was done, these people faded away quickly, and today I have to live with the results of my admittedly poor choices
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I would be glad if some of you guys could clear up if this shit is for real or not (so maybe I could sleep a little better... or not). But without further ado: (I think it goes without saying, but this is extremely NSFW) https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dorian_Thorn
 
I'm not sure getting your dick removed is something people do because some weirdos online told them to.
I don't get it he didn't want a sex change or anything (or did he?)
 
I thought he out right cut his junk off. Also, didn't he make a sex tape with his intoxicated sister?
 
Surtur said:
I thought he out right cut his junk off. Also, didn't he make a sex tape with his intoxicated sister?
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Like, he didn't get a doctor to do it? What did he use a cleaver?
 
revengeofphil said:
Surtur said:
I thought he out right cut his junk off. Also, didn't he make a sex tape with his intoxicated sister?
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Like, he didn't get a doctor to do it? What did he use a cleaver?
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I can't quite remember, but I'm pretty sure he hacked it off himself.
 
revengeofphil said:
I'm not sure getting your dick removed is something people do because some weirdos online told them to.
I don't get it he didn't want a sex change or anything (or did he?)
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...or something people do "seeking admiration". If this is real, this guy is fucked in the head.

Surtur said:
I thought he out right cut his junk off. Also, didn't he make a sex tape with his intoxicated sister?
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The article says so. There's links to videos, too. I'm not so sure I wanna watch them :(
 
The circumstances under his own castration as well as the "videos and pictures" are so ambiguos it's intriging, I wouldn't call it fake though, just definetly beyond what it looks like.
Anyways I worked myself with different kinds of psychopaths and yet I've never seen something like this, I am completely astonished, if I find bigger creeps than this one I am just going to lose it.
 
There is no castration video, just one of him torturing his balls. I don't know if I should he glad or not :P He's tried to hide all evidence of his self-castration and the videos of him being an eunuch are gone but the pictures remain on his ED.

I will never, ever understand why anyone could remove their own body parts, whether it be their package, or an arm or leg. I don't buy into that whole psychological bullshit where people don't feel like their arm belongs on their body or something.
 
Oh hell, you think that's bad -- a few years ago in the extreme-body-mods community, there was a crowd, larger than I would ever have expected, of men who aspired to become "smoothies." I'm not making that term up, as ridonkulous as it sounds. A "smoothie" not only has penis and testicles removed, but nipples as well -- no sexual tissue of any kind (except the nerve endings in the ass, but you can't really get rid of those). This was among the group on BMEzine.com who were also doing nice, practical shit like having flat confetti-type hearts embedded just under the surface of the cornea, or getting dye injected there.
 
From what I can remember he "killed" his dick doing that torture thing. Like he couldn't get it up any more. Presumably because he killed all bloodflow to it. But yeah, that was one of the first ED articles I read
 
Oh yes, extreme body modification, I was unable to recall that term before (mainly because I'm not into it at all) I just can not understand extreme b-mod, and I've seen pictures of smoothies before. I've also seen pictures of people cutting off their own hands/fingers.

That's some goddamn fucked up shit.
 
I'm going to curl up into a ball and whimper and I may never stop doing that.
 
CalmMyTits said:
Oh yes, extreme body modification, I was unable to recall that term before (mainly because I'm not into it at all) I just can not understand extreme b-mod, and I've seen pictures of smoothies before. I've also seen pictures of people cutting off their own MANOS/fingers.

That's some goddamn fucked up shit.
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Yeah I've seen pictures of mutilated dicks, it's pretty horrifying to come across. I just can't comprehend why any man would willingly do that to himself. Or mutilate themselves in general, really.
 
All I can say is... ouch, serously, I was feeling literal pain and I don't even have a dick!
 
Fialovy said:
All I can say is... ouch, serously, I was feeling literal pain and I don't even have a dick!
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Ditto. I crossed my legs the entire time I was reading.

He's an attention whore on steroids. This crazy motherfucker lopped his dick off and then blamed it on peer pressure AND THEN presents it as a cautionary tale for other.... People.... Who... want to mutilate their own genitals?
 
On the plus side, this guy can't breed!

Actually I encourage all who are fucked up enough to consider doing this to go ahead and do it. Reason is stated above.
 
Holy shit, this guy is fucked in the head. I'm not watching any of his videos, that's for sure. I'm not exactly pining to see DIY castration and genital mutilation. The pictures were enough to convince me of that.

Speaking of the pictures, it looks like his urethra healed shut, so does this mean that he physically can't pee anymore? How does that work?
 
I suppose he could have just made a new hole. I mean, if you're willing to do absolutely horribly things to your dick (and find it hot), poking (more like carving) out a new hole wouldn't be a big deal for that crowd.
 
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