Does Superman poop?

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The people of Krypton possess highly evolved and efficient digestive systems which produce no feces - Rather, their vestigial rectums and anuses are used almost exclusively in a customary gesture best described as being the Kryptonian, ass-fisting equivalent of an Earthling telling someone to "Wake up!."
Yes, but his digestive system is like a sea sponge where he has one opening for ingesting food and excretion of waste. He poops out of his mouth.
 
He shits at super speed, so fast that nobody sees.
If you ever notice that you have a little less soap than you should, it's probably because Superman used your toilet.
 
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