Does playing chess or baseball make you less gay?

[ShahOfIran1979]

Hello, I was reading the Conservapedia article on the "gay agenda" and I learned:

"Activities like baseball and chess reduce homosexual proclivities, while other activities like figure skating for men and soccer for women seem to encourage homosexuality."

Is this true?
Source: https://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_agenda

 

[オプセック]

I thought everything besides football is gay. That's what I was told.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If chess makes you less gay, why does my chess coach slap me on the ass in the locker room while I'm showering after an intense chess game?

 

[Core Theorist]

I'm sorry, I can't believe this in good faith. Everybody knows chess breeds mental disorders. I'm not sure about baseball, but chess definitely exaggerates pre-existing mental conditions like an unending lust for cock. It would absolutely exacerbate any latent homosexuality.

 

[chincel]

Fortnite

 

[bossmanpeterson]

I'm sorry, I can't believe this in good faith. Everybody knows chess breeds mental disorders. I'm not sure about baseball, but chess definitely exaggerates pre-existing mental conditions like an unending lust for cock. It would absolutely exacerbate any latent homosexuality.

I'm only aware of it exacerbating schizophrenia and autism

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I've never played a game of chess that wasn't homoerotic.

 

[Book Thief]

Going off the theory that Chess is all just two harems fighting each other to "mate" with the opposing King, I'm going on a limb by saying that Chess encourages Cuckoldry/NTR.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Yes, but only if you avoid playing gayishly.

 

[Meat Target]

I've rubbed shoulders with competitive baseball players. Even if they're not gay, a plurality of them are insufferable faggots.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

If you held a gun to my head and made me actually choose I'd go with chess. If you ask me in any other context I'm going to tell you to stop reading a wiki article written by repressed homosexuals looking to validate their favorite activities.

 

[Brap God]

Chess probably reduces sexual proclivities across the board.

 

[SCRAM]

Depends, do you suck dick while doing both of those things too?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

playing chess makes you gay
playing sportsball doesnt necessarily make you gay but it does make you a nigger or at the very least a niggerlover

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

No at the end of baseball you slapped the other guys **** it's very gay they homosexual sport probably the single gay sport in the world and chess players shoved things up their **** to win games vague

 

[Calandrino]

The only real way to purge homosexual urges is to go ahead and have sex with a man

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

ABBA wrote a full musical about chess so it can't be too straight