Does getting head from a ghost count as getting laid?

[F00LS_3RRAND]

Title and Dan Ackroyd from Ghostbusters.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Ask Virgo Rouge. Not only has she been having sex with ghosts, she’s been having sex with gay ghosts. In public.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

If the ghost can't hold the cum in, it doesn't count.

 

[Tequila Jong]

 

[YayLasagna]

Daddy be nimble Daddy be quick Daddy has a rock hard dick ! cummy cummy cummy ! Daddy cums so much he can't cum any more! Ghost cummy Ghost cummy don't be scared! There's always more cummies that can be shared! Daddy makes me squishy Daddy makes me wetDaddy treats me like his little pet! Send this to 69 TRUE Daddy's or else you'll never get any cummies again

 

[Grub]

Pretty sure it'd have to be a poltergeist. Ghosts can't interact with things.

 

[The Magnificence]

Wait, the ghost gave you a blowie, or gave you a severed head? These two ghosts acts have very different meanings with very different implications for the remainder of your (possibly quite short) life. Hint: The one that seems more innocuous is really, really bad.

 

[Pissmaster]

Blowjobs always count as getting laid.

 

[Absurdity]

Technically, it's getting laid to rest.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

What if it's the ghost of Anne Boleyn?

 

[DankSmoker]

I think the more pressing issue would be figuring out how your penis got haunted, exorcising it, and contacting anyone you may have spread it to.