DOES ANYBODY WANT TO FRP?!?!?!

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Omori Boy

Omori Boy

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I just invented it. It's like Erotic Roleplay but instead of roleplaying having sex it's roleplaying fighting.


Like this:



*grabs your lappell*
"I told you not to call me a pussy ever again"
*punches you in the face*
You: "Hey stop ow that hurts!"
*continues punching you in the face*
*youre bleeding*
You "I'm so sorry I didn't mean it, for consonlation, you can have sex with my mother"
"Thank you, I will enjoy her"
 
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Omori Boy said:
You "I'm so sorry I didn't mean it, for consonlation, you can have sex with my mother"
"Thank you, I will enjoy her"
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"Hang on a second, I thought you said you were going to have sex with my mother, what's this crap?"
*looks down at your lack of penis*
"You don't even have a dick! You lied to me!"
You: "But we still could..."
"No, I believe sex can't exist without a penis involved. This isn't going to go unpunished."
*starts beating you while you cry and piss and shit yourself*
*choke slams you to the ground*
*stands with one foot on your broken body*
"And let that be a lesson to all of you..."
*points out across the crowd of onlookers gathered around us at the Olive Garden we're in*
"If anyone says they're going to have sex with...
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*knocks you to the ground and slams my foot in your ass*
"Urgh! what's this sticky substance all over my foot?"
 
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Omori Boy said:
You "I'm so sorry I didn't mean it, for consonlation, you can have sex with my mother"
"Thank you, I will enjoy her"
Click to expand...
"Hang on a second, I thought you said you were going to have sex with my mother, what's this crap?"
*looks down at your lack of penis*
"You don't even have a dick! You lied to me!"
You: "But we still could..."
"No, I believe sex can't exist without a penis involved. This isn't going to go unpunished."
*starts beating you while you cry and piss and shit yourself*
*choke slams you to the ground*
*stands with one foot on your broken body*
"And let that be a lesson to all of you..."
*points out across the crowd of onlookers gathered around us at the Olive Garden we're in*
"If anyone says they're going to have sex with my mother, they better be ready to follow through. Or else."
*sits back down and eats fettuccine while ignoring your moans of pain*
*cops show up*
*they arrest you for lying and being a kiwi farms user*
 
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