Do your parents know you’re gay?

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Looking for prospects?

My mommy says it doesn't matter which way I swing, as long as I'm not bi because bi's are greedy indecisive assholes.

Edit: Do they know you're a furry? That would probably answer all their questions. And bring many more.
No.

I’d really like to find a nice girl who’s just looking for a stable guy who wants kids so my parents will be happy and proud of me.

I just kind of need her to be ok with me not doing much sex with her unless she’s into certain…….things.
Or, ya know, gives me a minute to warm up.

That wasn’t the question though, no, no they do not know.
 
No.

I’d really like to find a nice girl who’s just looking for a stable guy who wants kids so my parents will be happy and proud of me.

I just kind of need her to be ok with me not doing much sex with her unless she’s into certain…….things.
Or, ya know, gives me a minute to warm up.

That wasn’t the question though, no, no they do not know.
I am not gay myself. But, that's definitely possible.

Some women are desperate for a relationship. If you find one, like an abused one or something, you can make it work and be open about it with her.

The key is to go for people who have 0 self worth. Otherwise, they all dream about finding someone they actually love and live happily after, it's too big of a pill to swallow.

As crazy as it sounds, you might find your luck with an above 30 jewish woman, but this comes with a cost.

Another option is to find a lesbian in your situation, the best of both worlds.
 
I am not gay myself. But, that's definitely possible.

Some women are desperate for a relationship. If you find one, like an abused one or something, you can make it work and be open about it with her.

The key is to go for people who have 0 self worth. Otherwise, they all dream about finding someone they actually love and live happily after, it's too big of a pill to swallow.

As crazy as it sounds, you might find your luck with an above 30 jewish woman, but this comes with a cost.

Another option is to find a lesbian in your situation, the best of both worlds.
These aren’t bad ideas, really, it’s just finding the right person I guess. I’m not really looking for someone totally emotionally damaged but I guess I could be more honest with them…..the problem is blackmail, you know? I don’t need that shit getting out.
Maybe a lesbian who also wants to be normal straight, but it’s not like there’s a dating site for that.
Never thought of a Jewish broad, I bet her dad would have money but i don’t know how we’d be together with me not being Jewish and all.

Ah well. Back to drinking.
 
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