Do you wipe standing or sitting? - And why?

[Toasted Midnights in June]

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But I'm actually curious. What's the over under on how you wipe and why? Are there any professional ly amateur psychoanalysists here?

 

[Just A Butt]

wipe?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Just slightly lift your ass much like a squat and wipe forward-to-back. If you stand, you risk getting shit down your leg. If you sit, you risk touching the inside of the toilet.

Or stop being a pleb and get a bidet then you only need toilet paper to dry yourself.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I do a hand stand.

 

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[Troonos]

I'm an ambidextrous, multipositional wiper. Sitting with my right hand first, then standing with my left hand. I don't know why, but it never changes from that routine.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I don’t

 

[sadbird]

I lay down and use the floor, it saves money

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I have a guy who does it for me. I can’t remember how he does it.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I don't wipe. Infact, I don't even shit. The shit just gets trapped in the thick jungle of hair that's inside my asshole

 

[King Fructose]

Standing at home, sitting if in a public restroom.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I always bust open a fire hydrant and blast my anus and taint thoroughly

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It has literally never occurred to me to stand when I wipe. Is there an advantage?

 

[Frofo Baggis]

I'm Indian. I use my hand.