Do you wash your anus? (because you shouldn't)

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Turquoise

Turquoise

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Every time you wipe your sphincter you kill VITAL healthy bacteria that help to ensure long-term bullet hole health. Science has PROVEN causal correlation between longevity and an unwiped winker.

Be honest, is your dirtbox worthy of the name?
 
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I heard a story from a friend of a friend once that she noticed that she had been having issues with her butthole being very chronically itchy. She asked her Dr about it and he told her that she was likely being a little too thorough when cleaning it in the shower. The soap was causing the butthole oils to be washed away and this caused itchy skin. So that’s why I never wipe.
 
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You guys just don't wipe your butts cuz you want your boyfriends to use their dicks like a dipstick and measure your oil.
Fags.
 
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I have spent my entire life training my butthole to endure being wiped thoroughly after poopin. You think I'm gonna throw that investment away?!
 
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Do you guys believe in the secret and manifestion and stuff?

well, i'm kind of a private person and i like my own space. Once i stopped exfoliating my exit chute, i immediately began to manifest more personal space. it's real, i tell you. the benefits of annus horribilis go beyond mere microbes.

mind-body-universe, it's all one. consciousness and colon. being and balloon knot.
 
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