Do you think you will outlive Chris?
- Thread starter AMHOLIO
- Start date
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
- Joined
- Feb 5, 2019
He's been dead for years. Christine-Jesus-Sonichu raped Barb, not Chris.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2021
well bob lived to an old age and barb is also living way pass where i would predicted she would. it seems chris is genetically wired to have a long life. even though he doesn't take care of himself it is entirely possible he will live to an old age due to genetics, like a human weed.
on the other hand i could easily be killed tommorrow in a car accident or mass shooting or whatever. so even though i think it sucks, i got to admit that chris may actually outlive me.
on the other hand i could easily be killed tommorrow in a car accident or mass shooting or whatever. so even though i think it sucks, i got to admit that chris may actually outlive me.
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2021
easily, thats not even a challenge.
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2021
of course. then again I don't cut myself open looking for an imaginary cunt to start growing
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2021
Death? He will return on the 3rd day as a Sonichu and zap all the nonbelievers to the extreme
- Joined
- May 4, 2022
I doubt I'll even outlive Null.
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2020
It's a truth we've all been failing to accept.
I hope Phil gets a robocyborg body so he can suck at video games 1000 years from now, and hopefully outlast the heat death of the universe.
The main problem is that Chris is in a safe area from most freak accidents. In jail there's nothing he can hurt himself with and no one wants to mess with their sentence, in a looney bin there may be a freakout from other patients but there's medical staff within reach, and if he goes to big boy prison he still has access to pretty good medical care if he gets shanked or something. The challenge is if/when he ends up on the streets, that might put him in actual harm's way.
As I said, I only guessed it because Chris has years on me and I'm a female who statistically lives longer, so it's truly a cointoss considering most of us drive cars and are in situations that could actually have accidents happen to us.
Null's sending his carrier pigeon assassins out right now to make sure of it.
- Joined
- May 27, 2021
Outlive Chris, easily. But his legacy, that may outlast us all.
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2016
2100, the Chris Chan anime is released.
- Joined
- May 2, 2021
Oh that’s easy. He’s double my age. That’s unless I develop a crippling addiction to smoking and die at age 60. Or worse, troon out and join the 41%.
- Joined
- May 27, 2021
the year is 22XX, the entire world is a lolcow cult dedicated to Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2016
His body will be preserved similar to Vladimir Lenin. Instead of a glass case, his body will be entombed in a giant crystal and he will be dressed like Neo Queen serenity. His body will be kept at the the imperial palace in Japan where little Crystal can catch glimpses of her dad in bad sailor moon drag until he's resurrected in the year 5,000.
