Do you remember busting your first nut?

[JethroTullamore]

I was just thinking about this, I think I was around 11 or so, I know I was in the shower and I remember I had just watched “The Man Show.” I went to bed that night both confused and excited.

What about you, do you remember your first nut?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

All I remember is that I was young and it was messy.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I remember. It was a walnut and my aunt had a cool metal nutcracker..

And I jerked off with it up my ass.

 

[Day Drinking]

I remember.

 

[Rozzy]

Yes, I remember but I'm not going into detail here.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Yes, I remember but I'm not going into detail here.

It involved a priest, didn’t it?

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

I was rather late, I started when I was 14.

 

[murph]

My first one was a peanut, and it was easy. The one I remember most was my first niggertoe, it took a pair of pliers.

 

[DDR Yoga]

My first ever wet dream was about Ivory from WWF. Fuck knows my brain couldn't give me Trish or Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Story of my life really; settling for mediocrity.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

yeah it was weird nothing came out

 

[Gog & Magog]

OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!? WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHY AM I LEAKING SNOT DOWN THERE?! AHHHHH! MOM!! DAD!!! WHATS WRONG WITH MY PP?!?

 

[SNU]

My biggest fear is that one day I'll go to bust a nut but the nut will bust me intead

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yeah & so does ya mum

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[TroonsDid911]

I member

 

[Rozzy]

All I remember is that I was young and it was messy.

Sounds like you pooped yourself.

 

[Cats]

It's when I'm years old hopped up whipped out on the freeway red Mozda come and clipped my tip of penis going 80mph causing a Real Hot-Sick Wicked Loadblast from the dicktip gotup screamed "Hell Yeah" and "Heck Yeah" loud as is possible got down did it agian fourateen time same day

 

[JethroTullamore]

It's when I'm years old hopped up whipped out on the freeway red Mozda come and clipped my tip of penis going 80 miles a hour causing a Real Hot-Sick Wicked Loadblast from the dicktip gotup screamed "Hell Yeah" and "Heck Yeah" loud as is possible got down did it agian fourateen time same day

You know, sometimes you make the most sense out of anyone on this site.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Sounds like you pooped yourself.

It was such a torrent that I thought I had something wrong with me, other than healthy hydration and an overload of zinc.

 

[Finger Pistols]

It was such a torrent that I thought I had something wrong with me, other than healthy hydration and an overload of zinc.

Maybe I should start introducing more zinc to my diet then