do you pronounce "gif" correctly?

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The correct pronunciation is to deliver a jaw-shattering punch to anyone who pronounces it "jiff" and if they try to claim it's how it's creator said it was pronounced you deliver a follow up stomp to the chest of the prone target.
 
Internet words should never be stated aloud in the general public, lest you summon the feared and reviled fedoranigger who’ll akshualllly your supposed mispronunciation of ubiquitous internet slang.
 
and if they try to claim it's how it's creator said it was pronounced
Anytime somebody hits me with that shit, I like to remind them that the guy created the gif format, not the english language. You don't open jifts on your birthday or Christmas and you sure as fuck aren't joing jrocery shopping. If he wanted it to be pronounced jif then he should have used a J not a G.
 
if they try to claim it's how it's creator said it was pronounced
That's objectively true, though. Don't call it a claim.

Anytime somebody hits me with that shit, I like to remind them that the guy created the gif format, not the english language. You don't open jifts on your birthday or Christmas and you sure as fuck aren't joing jrocery shopping. If he wanted it to be pronounced jif then he should have used a J not a G.
How do you pronounce giraffe?
 
just out of curiosity how many dicks you think this faggot sucks on average each day?
At least 7-9
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The correct pronunciation is to deliver a jaw-shattering punch to anyone who pronounces it "jiff" and if they try to claim it's how it's creator said it was pronounced you deliver a follow up stomp to the chest of the prone target.
this is the correct response
 
Any sad loser can pronounce "gif" correctly, the true mark of a superior man is being able to correctly pronounce "png".

Sadly there is no way to say "webm" using human speech.
 
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