Do you like pina coladas?

[Larkin N Likin]

and gettin' fucked in the ass?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I prefer penis vaginas

 

[Vingle]

I never say no to free alcohol!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

calling @Pina Colada

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Nah, I prefer a boilermaker.

 

[No Exit]

I don't think they serve those in prison.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Yes

 

[Krystal]

If you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin' love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape
Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Lost Soul]

Sounds like a good Friday night if you ask me.