Do you like it when I touch you like this?

[User 204364]

 

[Yugica]

I'd sneeze all over whoever did that to me.

 

[User 204364]

I'd sneeze all over whoever did that to me.

Would you do it in my mouth?

 

[Yugica]

Would you do it in my mouth?

I don't see why that'd be a problem. Be warned that I have AIDS and suffer regular nosebleeds.

 

[User 204364]

I don't see why that'd be a problem. Be warned that I have AIDS and suffer regular nosebleeds.

Don't worry. I have it too.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Do you like it when I make you smell this rag?

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I feel molested

 

[Bard of The Rainforests]

You gotta try to turn your head in time to make their finger go into your nose and then tell them you consent to them eating your boogies if they really, really wanted to

 

[peachlover669]

Realize that I am an anime girl and as such do not have a nose therefore what you just did was theoretically impossible meaning you didnt actually touch me in the first place, Roundhouse kick to the head followed by punch to the solar plexus.

 

[We Are The Witches]

"I'm a straight razor if you get too close to me."

 

[Soup Sammiches]

You try to touch me and I'll call you a nigger and run away.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

What, you don't like my current hairstyle?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Only if you say "boop" in a high pitched voice while you do it.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Try to boop me in the nose and I’ll really act like a dog and bite you.

 

[Pruto]

You never do that to me

 

[Enig]

Hey man do you like it when I punch you in the stomach???? Just like walk up and punch you Mach force Bruce Lee 1 inch punch your gut and yell “BOINK” in a girly voice, is that funny to you, is it like your korean webtoons huh, does it keep your clinical depression low so you don’t gotta hit the elf bar????

 

[Mayfly]

Nobody ever does this to me. It's because I'm a man, isn't it?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

As a fellow male there's no way you can touch me which I'd like.

 

[dick brain]

As a fellow male there's no way you can touch me which I'd like.

Ultimate plot twist: BBL is a fujo.

 

[User 204364]

Ultimate plot twist: BBL is a fujo.

Who's BBL? My name is Poison, after Alice Cooper's classic hit song from his 1989 comeback album "Trash".