Do you know how fast you were going back there?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do you know the speed limit on the Information Superhighway? If you convince me good enough, I might let you go with a warning.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Officer, I happen to know that I dropped the shit out of my intake camshaft, so I couldnt have been going faster than 55 or the valve float would've had chamber 3 looking like a 90's music video.

Backstreets Back, I tell you what.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[AnneRipper1010]

I was going a easy 2 retards an hour Mr occifer

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Rapesputin]

Pretty sure it was under 10 miles over the speed limit.

 

[Jason Wynn]

You must have caught me during a slow down because for awhile I was going WAY over 90

 

[Ventrue]

Fast enough to outrun the last decade but not fast enough to go back in time.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

To be fair, all your excuses are getting your asses thrown in prison for life.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

You can lock me up and all that jive but I can't drive 55.

 

[Rozzy]

Sorry officer Spakletor, I was cumming way too fast back there, I promise to slow down in future.