Do you kill spiders?

[The Nostalgia Critic]

Usually I get a piece of paper and a glass cup and take them outside.

 

[Anonitolia]

nah I usually let them be and they find their way out on their own
the only bugs that go bye-bye are roaches or their ilk (or ants if there's more than like 20 of them in one spot)

 

[SNU]

When my cat finds one he meows at it until I inspect it. If it's one that could hurt him I kill it and throw it away. If it's a harmless one I give him permission to eat it by saying "kill" then he plays with it for a bit then eats it.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

With extreme prejudice. Total Spider Death.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Usually put them outside. They're good friends to have around the place.

 

[Lithuophile]

No they're baby

 

[keytar]

I either leave them to their business or take them outside, they eat other more annoying bugs so i like them. I only kill them unintentionally by reflexively swatting them when they crawl on me (sorry spider frens)

 

[ulsterscotsman]

No I just let them be and hang out where they want, I sometimes even feed them. I like spider which is why I have a few pet Tarantulas as well.

 

[DankSmoker]

Putting them outside is essentially killing them. I only smack them if they are on me.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Only if they touch me. They can exist in the corners, catching stray fruit flies and what not, but the second they descend from the ceiling and onto my head I'm going full kaiju on them.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

kill spiders. behead spiders. roundhouse kick a spider into the concrete.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Nope, I do the same cup and plate and escort them out. Same with bees, but I will smash a damn shitfly. Gotta draw the line at flies.

 

[Troonos]

Nope, never. They kill and eat bugs that I don't want in my house. I welcome opossums, black snakes, and bats to my yard too. Beneficial animals are cool.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

Spiders get to meet Mr Squish!
(Closest object I can find that withstands being smashed into my desk)

Sometimes I get a cup and trap the little bastards, throw them outside or in the toilet and flush them away. Sometimes vacuum.

Usually I'm too scared to go within like 10ft of them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No. I only move them outside if they're really big or in a bad place. Any spider I can see from my bed, with my glasses off, is too big. Spiders in the bathtub are moved pre-shower due to their own poor decisions.

The Critter Catcher was a good investment. I hung it up near the broom and mop, it works well, and it's less hassle than picking a glass and finding a piece of paper.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

No, spiders are frens. I leave them alone. Little buddies.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Only the ones the fuck around

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I have made a treaty with the local spider queen that her kind can occupy the ceiling of my house but if I see them anywhere else I will kill them.

 

[Pee Cola]

Only as a last resort, if they are dangerous and refuse to cooperate when I attempt to move them outside. TBH I can't tell you the last time I killed a spider, and even then I reckon I've killed fewer than 10 in my entire life.

 

[Niggernerd]

No, spiders are bros. They keep the wall space safe from glowies and the outer walls safe from flies.