Do you jerk-off at work?

JethroTullamore · Feb 28, 2023

Sometimes I go to the bathroom and rub one out real quick when no-ones around, what about you?

Space Lazer Shark · Feb 28, 2023

Shidoen · Feb 28, 2023

No I take 1 hour long shots each day because I got the intestine tract of a shitty asphalt road.

WTBOnlineFather · Feb 28, 2023

Nice try boss man.

Fascist Frederick · Feb 28, 2023

I am a professional sperm donor so I jerk off for work.

Spud · Feb 28, 2023

Well how else am I gonna get a promotion?

Poppavalyim Andropoff · Feb 28, 2023

yes. I work at the male brothel

Cloaca Rimjob · Feb 28, 2023

I tried to but I came before I got the zip open

Rembrandt · Feb 28, 2023

You're literally this dude. Congratulations, you're a GTA caricature

Catler · Feb 28, 2023

I mean I work from home, what do you think

Archie_Kimkicker · Feb 28, 2023

Once you get promoted to a certain level, you can get somebody to do it for you.

Akashic Retard · Feb 28, 2023

I teach masturbation classes to disabled trans youth, so yes of course I wouldn’t be able to provide instruction otherwise.

The Luigi Player · Feb 28, 2023

I go off to the parking lot right, get in peoples cars and jerk off in them

winterfag · Feb 28, 2023

I used to know a furry that admitted to "pawing" himself at work. At a restaurant. I don't talk to him anymore

Rozzy · Feb 28, 2023

Working mainly from home ATM so I can jerk-off as I work.

Feefee81093 · Feb 28, 2023

I have a car wand.