Do you have more mommy issues or daddy issues?

[Arbiter]

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[Nicholas Gur]

I've never tallied them up to compare.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Whoa, mama!

 

[Hellwalker]

None. I killed them both.

 

[gamerweeb1]

I have mommy issues.

The only cure is big mommy milkers. I need breasts in my face please!!!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yer daddy has issues with yer mommy because of me

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Sit on my lap and let me impart some wisdom on you son. The first time a woman older than your mother calls you Daddy you are basically cured of that.

 

[Skitarii]

I have money issues

 

[Waffle Iron]

I start to get the feeling I'm the only person in the world who had both a good mother and father.

 

[consul_dondas]

I start to get the feeling Im the only person in the world who had both a good mother and father.

Nah. My own mother and stepfather raised me incredibly well. My spouse often says I got beatings *just* enough to stop me from sticking a fork into a socket or getting into drugs.

And for that I'm actually super thankful.

As far as what issues they gave me? I dunno man... My mother cheating on my stepdad the millisecond both her children were out of the nest (simultaneous to my own first adult female cheating on me) fucked me up pretty badly on the foid front.

Eh what the fuck ever I guess. Parents aren't perfect people.

Youre not the only one with acceptable raising, Waffle.