do you have a personal lolcow?

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Do you mean personal favorite known online one, or one in private life?

If it's the later, not currently but I did in high school. A very nerdy, probably autistic guy who's mom gave me a ride home one day when he and I missed the bus. This guy seemingly had no social connections so I was always nice to him and sat nearby on the bus and I was rewarded with his crazy ass personality. Being so socially disconnected he basically communicated in his niche interests so me an a friend would spin him scenarios to see how he would react. The most out there thing is he wanted us to refer to him as "Visser Three" which was apparently the antagonist of the Animorphs books...

I think about this a lot in modern times because of this obviously ridiculous request being very similar to whole pronouns fantasy... someone would probably accuse me of deadnaming if I didn't refer to the trans-alien by his preffered name if it were modern days...
 
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One. A schitzo Australian Qanon called Eliahi Priest (formerly Peter Priest) I went to school with who caused a scandal when he infiltrated former Prime Minister Scott Morrison's inner circle and was involved with harassing bat shit insane actor and former best friend Isaac Kappy (who choked Paris Jackson and accused Seth Green of pedophilia) just before his suicide. He was kicked out the the UK where his defence was he'd discovered the Philosopher's Stone, the reason he was deported and banned from the UK was due to beating the shit out of his wife. She was filming their son's 2nd birthday and Eliahi Priest had taken drugs and thought the moon was a UFO so he wanted the camera and beat her up for being a government agent when she refused to immediately give him the camera. Has at least 5 kids to different women who wont let the kids near him. Used to blog about being both the Austrian Emperor and Aztec Emperor, and he earned this by being a "Yellow Overtone Warrior" which meant he drinks his own piss to apparently gain psychic power and understanding. He was locked up twice by the fixated person's unit, and tried to counter the claims by psychiatrists that he suffered delusions of grandeur by claiming to own a $70 billion diamond mine in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Calls himself Contact Zero.

The reasons I haven't made a thread for prospering grounds is 1. The guy has an online history of batshittery and lies going back 20 or so years and it is hard to catalogue and make sense of it and 2. The guy does know me IRL and I'm paranoid given the shit I've said and joked about on here that he'll work out who I am as he will eventually do a google vanity search and get shizo fixated on the OP.
 
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Some guy who made a really shitty cartoon about pedophilia or some shit, the most strange part was how added himself into it, like one of those live-actions/cartoons hybrids.
 
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Yeah there was a kid who had some sort of disease that made half of his body weaker than the other half in high school & he wore crutches. For some reason he absolutely hated me (despite rarely talking to him). I talked to him years later via a mutual friends discord & found out it was because I shot down some retarded idea he had in the first year of high school to guarentee returns via trading up skins in CSGO & he knew I had a few £s from my birthday at time so he tried to get me to use it to buy the skins for him.

I later found out he went to live on his own at university & became the vilest, smelliest shut in weeb imagineable though this should have been obvious given his anime PFP on steam.
 
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I had a guy at my work who was a horny retarded autists. I was forced to work with him and he would talk about jerking off to porn and how he wanted fly out to Denmark because prostitutes where legal there. Then there was him whistling every fucking day and playing music from Hazbin Hotel while we worked. I'm glad I'll never have to deal with him again.
 
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