Do you have a dream home?

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Alligator Alcatraz

Alligator Alcatraz

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Some people love to travel and homes are just satellites to stay the night, but some people would rather dream of a home they inhabit for most of their lives. What is your dream home like?

- house, apartment, motor home, or house boat?
- style of architecture? (see examples here)
(more examples here)
- location? (england, mexico, germany, canada, japan, usa, etc)
- urban or suburban?
 
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A 100 acre underground bunker complex with rape dungeons and 1000 7 foot black men armed with m60s wearing speedos as security gaurds, blast doors separating each room. There would be a 10 megaton bomb in the center in case I need to initiate self destruct. It would be In the northern portion of the rocky mountains
 
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Yes, realistic and unrealistic. Family could've moved into the unrealistic one when I was a kid but chose not to for some reason. 4000 square foot house in a great area with a yard and a pool and a great community and amenities, I'd settle for a 1500 square foot house in the same area.
 
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Realistically…..I just want a nice 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house with a finished basement, and a two car garage.

Now, dream home?

A gigantic garage, I’m talking like room to drive a semi truck into, with a lift, a big floor drain and storage for a bunch of cars and things that go vroom. In the back would be a dry walled in living space with two bedrooms, two bathrooms and a nice living/kitchen area.

There’s also be a sweet game room with a pool table and maybe some arcade games…probably a bar.

This would all be on about 50 acres of land, and the first thing I would do is build a figure-8 track to race old school busses on. There would be trails for miles into the woods, a nice sized shooting range, probably some kind of dirt bike track, a big fire pit, plenty of space to shoot propane tanks……

You’re all invited.
 
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I just want a quaint and cozy little cabin. Especially log cabins, I always thought they looked nice. I heard maintaining them can be a bitch though...
 
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If I could I would probably live in one of those old castles in Scotland. But at this stage I’d be lucky to be able to afford to get a shitty townhouse near the red light district.
 
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Sage In All Fields said:
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The Dream Cabin
You lie down, feet up, watching the battery powered television playing a classic european arthouse film. But your mind isn't in the movie, not because you've seen it eight times before but for the fact you know the feds would march in any moment. Will they smash the door which is already booby trapped? Will they throw gas cannisters from the frosted window not knowing you are already wearing the mask? Or will they choose the easy way out and strike you via a drone like a coward, as they should considering your wanted level?
 
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