Do you eat fresh, ergonomic vegetables?

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

It has great tactile qualities.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

When bits of them end up in my poop I eat them.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

I only eat veggies that will give me chronic joint pain.

 

[A Gay Retard]

As long as I can get a firm grip as I insert it I’m good

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Yes, I ways make sure not to suck any cocks that can cause repetitive strain injuries.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I've been trying to eat more vegetables actually, the only problem is they taste and smell so fuckin gross. Bought celery the other day and my god the smell was indescribable. I couldn't swallow it.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Nothing is more ergonomic than the cucumber I was going to use for dinner when I forget to wash my dildo.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yes. I grow my own vegetables.