Do you be strokin'? - Have you ever made love on a couch? Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?

[A Gay Retard]

Why or why not?

 

[BirdUp]

i stroke my willy

 

[Van Darkholme]

Couch, yes.

 

[draggs]

My pussy yes

Until she gets mad for some unfathomable pussy reason and bites me

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I've yet to feel the touch of a human being...

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Nah, but I do leave women sassified.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Haven't heard this since 2005 YTMND. Halcyon days!

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Nah, but I do leave women sassified.

It's just a little disheartening when you put in the effort and they start yelling Clarence Carter's name

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I can only think of one answer and I think we all agree,

 

[whothefuck]

i never fucked on a sofa so much as in one

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nigga, I be strokin' so much my dick look like Jack Scalfani's arm.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

 

[Wormy]

Well, if her stuff ain't tight enough I'll stick it in her....

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Nah, but I do leave women sassified.

I refuse to believe this was a typo.

 

[Moths]

Protip textured couches are not a funtime and can lead to some nasty carpet burn

Cars are not made for sex for tall people

 

[A Gay Retard]

Cars are not made for sex for tall people

Sound like a man who’s never folded down some hatchback seats and jumped in the trunk

When times get tough, the tough get strokin’