Do spooky skeletons make for good girlfriends?

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With how many there are this time of year I figured I might have an actual chance
 
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(((Oban Lazcano Kamz))) said:
no inter species breeding pls, skelington with skelington only
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Yes, but the human and skeleton races are so closely related that they're practically the same. It is said by top men in the field of boneology that every human even has a skeleton within them and many humans even transform into skeletons eventually.

Skeleton girls are cute and one of the great things about them is that they never gain weight.
 
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I once had a spooky skeleton as a girlfriend for three years, but society could only think of our love as "an unnatural mockery of all that is right with the world" and "a third degree felony in most jurisdictions." Maybe once everyone evolves a little more.
 
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I don't know, I prefer my ladies to have a little more meat on their bones personally.

Mr. Bung said:
Yes, but the human and skeleton races are so closely related that they're practically the same. It is said by top men in the field of boneology that every human even has a skeleton within them and many humans even transform into skeletons eventually.
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Come on, they were clearly just being allegorical.

Only a moron would believe anyone literally has a skeleton inside them, how would that even work? Lmao, silly.
 
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