Do muslims actually rape dolphins?

[Skitarii]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

of course they rape anything that isn't a fat hairy baboon Arab in a burka

 

[Tablet County]

Al-Aquadome.
Two rapists enter, one rapist leaves.

 

[Pagan Min]

Yes, they rape dolphins -- but only if they're prepubescent or have goat-like features...

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Considering dolphins rape other dolphins (sometimes to death), I am gonna give the Muslims a pass here and say they're just respecting the dolphins' culture.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Lots of cultures enjoy dolphin rape

 

[Ytsuken]

They rape everything, so I wouldn't be surprised if they do.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I guess there's a petition trying to get them to stop it. That's enough evidence for me.

 

[VIPPER?]

God I hope so.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

I'd be more surprised if they didn't rape them. The next question is, do dolphins rape fully covered Muslim women?

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

What if... dolphins actually rape Muslims? I have never seen Muslim around dolphins.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

it's pakistanis to be precise

indus river pink dolphin

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's the dolphins fault for not covering their skin. Showing too much skin is just an open invitation for Muslim rape.

 

[PonderosaPete]

So the sea rapist is the land raped.... It's all coming together now.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

saltening has been reading too much Crossed

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm not going to say every Muslim rapes every dolphin, but every dolphin that doesn't exist, doesn't exist because it was raped by Muslims.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

They want to get revenge for what that one dolphin did to Hank Hill